Ship Discourse Is So Insane. As Long As They Arent Related And Are Around The Same Age (and Consenting)

Ship discourse is so insane. As long as they aren’t related and are around the same age (and consenting) who cares? Imagine being that upset over fictional people. Please go outside and interact with other people.

The rise of shipping discourse on tiktok is crazy... Like why are the satosugu shipper fighting with the gojohime shipper? Just coexist and respect each other? "B-b-but utahime hates gojo!" there's this thing called enemies to lovers...

All of my life problems would be solved if a man with long brown hair came into my life.

If there’s a Ricky pee pee is there a Ronny poo poo?

Every time a man with long hair cuts it short an angel loses its wings and I lose a bit more of my sanity.

i just. do not like short haired men. if he doesn't look like he could be an 80s metal band member i don't want him

I really wish I was a vampire. I just want the fangs, I’m scared I’ll accidentally bite my tongue through. Also what if I’m not a cool vampire and I’m just some lame dude who stays inside all day and hisses at people 😔

I love rotting in bed and pretending that I just don’t exist because why would I ever need to do anything else?