Lets Start A Cult Around Thepandaredd

Let’s start a cult around thepandaredd

im on a teen bruce kick lmao do you have any hcs about him as a teen??

Ofc I do!!!!

He def went to public school because he made friends in the neighborhood who didn't have the money to go private

He sometimes would ride his skateboard to said school

Other times (when he wanted to show off) he would have Kate drive him around on her motorcycle (she only said yes a couple times)

Single handedly kept a local diner in business during lunch hour because he would take his friends and tip very very well

Never did homework but since he got 100% on every test he somehow passed his classes

Started a cult

Theatre club

At first the cult was a joke and then bruce found out there's was ways to do actual magic and it became....not as much of a joke

Would take spoons at galas and the hand them all to a reporter along with some hush money and watch the confusion and dismay cross their face just for fun (also he could get away with it bc he was young"

Started keeping tabs on super powered beings long before they became heroes or villains, he had Clark's identity figured out when Clark graduated high school

Teen Bruce pt 2: things I hear at school electric boogaloo

Bruce: *nodding along to a random guy talking about how "he would def suck Brandon's dick as long as he could ensure they would remain bros and not make it gay between them, bc he's not gay and Brandon's not gay so it would be more of a service to Brandon actually, just a favour really-"*

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Bruce: all I've got is one's in my pocket, I feel like a stripper

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Bruce: *thinks PSAT is a disease at first*

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Bruce: what're y'all being for halloween? I'm gonna be a nasty little whore.

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Bruce @ teen!Harv: really? after all the arson I watched you commit? we're still in the friend zone???

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Bruce: *watches selina and talia doing something stupid* polyam is a thing. a great, fantastic thing.

Vermeer/Leeuwenhoek slowburn 40k word count strangers to lovers-

Collegues to lovers, family drama, last updated 25 of august 1723

I love you more than anything in my life but say you like mint chocolate chip one more time and your kneecaps will make fine coasters

Go ahead and take them luv I need new ones anyway

And yeah

Mint chocolate chip is p good

OH OH STAR SAPPHIRE BRUCE WITH ACE OH MY GOD PLEASE I WILL MARRY YOU IF YOU DO IT

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I never draw animals but for you baby anytime