Hi Hello !!! I Really Am Liking Your Stuff So Far,,

hi hello !!! i really am liking your stuff so far,,

since you're taking AI voice requests, could we maybe get ler!alastor trying to find the lee's tkl spot...,,,

Combined a couple different asks for this one! I didn't have a script, it was all just sort of "go with the flow" improv, so sorry if the audio sounds weird at any point. I also tried adding a little background music because I was imagining him doing this while relaxing with someone in his room, and they'd definitely have records going on in the background.

I surprisingly liked both the weights and raw version, so you all can have both! There is a blooper at the very end of the raw one. Let me know if you like this kind of longer, more casual audio and if there's anything I can improve on to make it nicer to listen to :>

One more thing: I know I'm behind on asks, but please feel free to send them in. I really enjoy pulling inspiration from different ones into a single audio.

Joining in for fun, got fucking roasted with my result

Tags (no pressure): @b1ngbonq @eggs-mushrooms-moths-and-gay @somehow-still-here-7

Another quiz for if you were a fictional character how would your fandom treat you (if you think your life is too boring to have a fandom just think of yourself as living the domestic!au of some sci-fi or fantasy)

reblog with your results

Mutuals,,,say hi, I'm too scared /hj

dear princess celestia

F!Reader: So yeah. Even after being in Hell this whole time, I'm still a virgin.

Alastor: Oh darling, I could help with that~

F!Reader: Wait, what? A-Ain't you... Are you sure?

Alastor: Why, certainly my dear~

*Alastor magics a rotary phone out of thin air*

Alastor: Hello Rosie! I have a fine gal here that I'd like to introduce you to!

Bonus:

F!Reader: So yeah. Even after being in Hell this whole time, I'm still a virgin.

Angel Dust: Oh doll, I could help you with that~

F!Reader: Wait, what? A-Ain't you... Are you sure?

Angel Dust: Of course doll! Everyone should have a good first time and I know exactly what to do~

*Angel Dust climbs up to stand on table, cups hands around mouth*

Angel Dust: HEY CHERRI!! YOU EAT PUSSY, RIGHT?!

Bonuse Bonuse:

F!Reader: So yeah. Even after being in Hell this whole time, I'm still a virgin.

Vox: Oh dear, I could help with that~

F!Reader: Wait, what? A-Are you sure?

Vox: Of course, anything for yo-

*Doors fly open as Valentino bursts through them and practically vaults onto the sofa between them*

Valentino: I heard 'virgin' and came as fast as possible.

Vox *grumbling to self*: I'm sure you did.

The idea of Alastor constantly wingmaning Rosie is everything to me PLEASE

Angeldust: hold on bestie I got you

Angeldust: *on the phone* I got a virgin lesbian in need of deflowering

Cherri: *blowing out the wall in the hotel again* hey baby~

VALENTINO PLEASE VOX WAS JUST ABOUT TO FIX IT GO AWAAAAAAY😭😭😭😭😭

which one of u was going to tell me that tea tastes different if u put it in hot water?