Just Realized My Bf Is Basically Irl Riddler (minus The Crime Ofc)

just realized my bf is basically irl riddler (minus the crime ofc)

hes a brown-haired tech nerd who loves puzzles, wears glasses and the color green,and always talks about how smart he is... ive lucked out (he looks almost exactly like how you drew teen YJ)

Are

are you sure there's no crime?

because by the sounds of it

you may indeed have a Riddler on your hands.

Congratulations on the score, however tread with caution 💙

rizzler

If we're talking about non-Riddler Rogues now, aside from Captain Boomerang, Rainbow Raider is one of my favorites. It sucks that writers never want to use him and instead really like to kill him off in awful ways.

This is why DC villains are a breed all their own because

Who the fuck is this guy? Why have I never seen this guy before?

Outstanding as usual.

just so you know, you have some followers who enjoy/write fanfiction. not saying their urls rn bc i don’t wanna air out dirty laundry in public but if you want them so you can block and report, just say the word and i’ll dm you a list

“It was bad, Mama. They laughed at me. Hold me, Mama. Please hold me.”

I would say drag queens are better than clowns I've never been nearly kidnapped by drag queens but clowns...

i saw some thread on xitter with some dude asking why drag queens "want to be around children so much" re: story hours and all the replies were either predictably disgusting or very defensive but not a single goddamn one of them answered the question so i will help in case anyone ever asks you this incredibly stupid question: they are clowns!! drag queens are just clowns!! they put on extremely silly makeup and huge wigs and bright clothes and do over-the-top performances that make people laugh and smile and sometimes cry. that is the definition of a clown. they like to perform for children because they are a type of clown and children are great audiences and it is not any deeper than that. god damn.