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Past the mountain and the monument The houses and the hills Past the signs and the sirens The sinners and the saints I went as far as I could get And I'm not far enough yet...

Mad Max: Fury Road Masterpost, Part 01

If y’all have seen Mad Max: Fury Road and fell in love with the movie, swore fealty to the fandom, and are looking for Tumblr stuff to like and reblog, I’ve compiled a masterpost of everything I’ve made since the film was distributed to the viewing public. Once the home video release is out later this year, I’m hoping I’ll be able to create more cool Fury Road related posts and possibly do a second masterpost. In the meantime, enjoy looking through this catalog and may you all ride eternal, shiny and chrome, into the gates of Valhalla.

GIF Sets

The Five Wives • Modern Style Aesthetics

The Five Wives • The Heat Never Bothered Them Anyway

The Five Wives • We Are Not Things And We Are Not Going Back!

The Five Wives • They’re Looking For Hope

The Five Wives • We Are Judging You

The Five Wives • Who Killed The World? / Our Babies Will Not Be Warlords! / We Are Not Things!

The Five Wives • They Are Not Things... They Are Not Things!

The Five Wives + War Boys • We Are The Youth Of The Wasteland Nation

The Dag • And All Around The World Was Waking I Never Could Go Back

The Dag • I Must Become A Lion-Hearted Girl Ready For A Fight

The Dag • Is That Just The Wind Or Is That A Furious Fixation?

War Rig Family • Reflections At The Plains Of Silence

War Rig Family • Best Family Road Trip Ever

War Rig Family • Where Must We Go, We Who Wander This Wasteland In Search Of Our Better Selves?

Imperator Furiosa • All Shall Love Me And Despair

Imperator Furiosa • The Best Shot I’ll Ever Have

Max Rockatansky • The Lights Are Calling Me Home

Max Rockatansky • He Is Just A Crazy Smeg Who Eats Schlanger

Nux • I Am Going To Die Historic On A Fury Road

Nux • When Senpai Joe Noticed Kohai Nux

The Splendid Angharad • When I’m Dead And Gone Will They Scream My Name? 

The Splendid Angharad + Capable • Not Today, Satan!

Immortan Joe • It Is By My Hand That You Will Rise From The Ashes Of This World 

War Boys • To Fight The Horde Singing And Crying, “Valhalla, I Am Coming!” 

The Fury Road Is A State Of Emergency

This Land Abandoned And Dried Out

This Summer, The World Goes Mad

Strong Enough To Bear The Children Then Get Back To Business

Parallels Of The Fury Road And The Snowpiercer

The Fury Road In Shades Of Blue And Orange

The Fury Road In Shades Of Black And White

Click “Keep Reading” to check out more of my Mad Max: Fury Road related stuff under the cut!

Inspired And Curated Mixtapes

We Are Not Things! (The Five Wives)

Much Loved One (The Splendid Angharad)

Capacities (Capable)

Flighty Fixations (The Dag)

In Honor Of The Erudite (Toast The Knowing)

Handle With Care (Cheedo The Fragile)

Parallel Souls (Nux/Capable • Nuxable)

Youth Of The [Wasteland] Nation (The Five Wives + Nux)

Citadel Liberated • Citadel Victorious (War Rig Family + The Vuvalini)

Text Posts/Photo Sets/Miscellaneous Stuff

Mad Max: Fury Road x Harry Potter Crossover • Character Headcanons

Max Rockatansky Is A Slytherin. PERIOD.

Thor And Loki’s Movie Date Of Mad Max: Fury Road In IMAX 3D

Concept Art/Production Design Sketches For Mad Max: Fury Road

Mad Max: Fury Road x Mean Girls Crossover 001

Mad Max: Fury Road x Mean Girls Crossover 002

Mad Max: Fury Road x Texts From Last Night Mashup 001

Mad Max: Fury Road Fanfiction • Children Of The Universe

BuzzFeed Quiz • Which One Of The Five Wives Of Mad Max: Fury Road Are You?

A Personal Discourse On The Five Wives Of Mad Max: Fury Road

Mini Masterpost • Mad Max: Fury Road 8tracks Mixtape Album Covers

The Heroic But Tragic Death Of The Splendid Angharad

Things I Loved About This Scene (Even Though It Completely Killed Me Watching The End Of It):

The moment where Immortan Joe is about to shoot at Furiosa when all of a sudden, the backseat door flies open and OUT POPS ANGHARAD WHERE SHE USED HERSELF TO SHIELD HER SAVIOR FROM HER NASTY RAPIST. Swear to God, that was possibly the most metal thing I've ever seen a heavily pregnant woman do onscreen and it was such a glorious thing to watch!

For real, Angharad is literally almost suspended in midair to give Joe the most epic and defiant stare-down in cinematic history as she is held in relative safety by Capable's grip. You know this fierce and flawless desert queen was all like, "NOPE. NOT TODAY, SATAN!" Bonus "fuck yeah!" points for Capable and Toast giving equal amounts of death glares at Joe as well!

Loved that flash of complete powerlessness in Joe's shocked eyes when he saw Angharad risking her life and realizing that she really hated his fucking guts for even trying to get her and the other Wives back. Nothing has made me happier seeing this scene than a newly empowered woman taking control and using the very weakness of her vile captor to fully destroy his pathetic delusions and inflated ego.

Angharad be like "BYE FELICIA!" as the War Rig drove away and she was still hanging out the cabin to continue giving Joe her amazing death glare. YAS QUEEN! Also: amazing hairspiration moment! You can't deny that Angharad's hair looked absolutely on fucking point blowing around her face while she was staring down at Joe. Gorgeous honey blond girlfriend knows how to work her crowning glory!

As Joe was driving right next to the War Rig, the Five Wives just look at him with utter disdain (except for Cheedo who honestly looked like she was really scared). Loved the part where The Dag just hissed "Schlanger!" at Joe becuase let's be real here, he really fucking is one.

And let's not forget that it wasn't just Mom Furiosa that Angharad saved in this scene: she also saved Dad Max! Look at Angharad once again springing into action as she climbed out of the cabin with bolt cutters in hand in order to sever the chain that harpooned Max's hand. Seriously, did I mention how totally metal as fuck this flawless woman is? Also: bolt cutters are total life-savers in this world.

Loved, loved, LOVED that heart-stopping fake-out where the audience thought Angharad reacted too late to avoid the giant rocks, but nope, she totally did avoid them! Then what followed was that brief moment that warmed my heart: Angharad fixing a really proud look on her face―like she couldn't believe she was able to perform such a dangerous act―and Max giving her that adorably awkward thumbs-up like a proud father would give to his daughter accomplishing an incredible task.

But then my relief was short-lived because―spoiler alert!―when Angharad attempted to climb back in the passenger cabin, she slipped and tragically fell to her death. And as you can clearly see, she did not slip using her bloodied leg, so certain people out there can now stop indirectly blaming Max for contributing to the cause of her death, okay?! It's already devastating to watch a fan favorite like Angharad die, so let's not blame someone like Max for her demise.

I found it so heartbreaking to see Angharad's body so oddly contorted in that position as Joe held her in his grody arms. Even after so many viewings of this part, it still makes me cry to see someone so fierce and brave like Angharad die off so soon and unable to join the rest of the War Rig Family to the Green Place of Many Mothers.

The royal princes of Asgard observe rainfall on this cold Thursday afternoon...

Oh babes, that is a FACT.

We’re getting a sequel to Fury Road called The Wasteland, remember? And it’s confirmed that Immortan Joe is gonna be in the movie, and if the Immortan is gonna be in it, rest assured that his crazy desert army of War Baes are going to be there to fuck shit up.

And because the Immortan is in this one... that also means NUX AND SLIT will probably be in them too! OUR CRAZY BEAUTIFUL WAR BOY OTP IS ALIVE!

Ugh, I need this movie to be released YESTERDAY.

I politely interrupt your regularly scheduled War Boy programming to inform you that the new Queen of the Citadel, Furiosa of the Vuvalini, has an official prequel comic coming out and we will officially know her backstory together with the Five Wives. (post/121633115005/official-comic-prequel-of-furiosa-and-the-five-wives) Thank you for your time, and may you and your lovely followers ride eternal to Valhalla extra shiny and chrome! ^_^

I KNOOOOW I’M SO EXCITED:DDDDDDDD I’ve already got the first one, so I’m definitely gonna get the rest~

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The gradual development of something, especially from a simple to a more complex form. See also: development, advancement, growth, rise, progress, expansion.