"I Thought You Said You Weren't Crazy Anymore?"The Dag

"I thought you said you weren't crazy anymore?" —The Dag

If they work in retail, it’s obvious they should be assistants at Abercrombie & Fitch because duh... homoerotic shirtlessness and dressing room shenanigans!

But the coffeeshop AU I love too. Slit cursing out every time he gets burned by the espresso machine LOL.

coffeeshop au tho where slit would be the snarkiest barista EVER and is one of those servers who deliberately misspells the names of customers wrong on their orders just to fuck with them but nux is like the most sweetest thing ever who never fails to greet customers with a cheerful smile and will always add extra sugar/whipped cream/flavor shots/milk for free if you asked him nicely.

Awwww~

Nux and Slit in retail would be hilarious as well“WHERE THE FKCUK DOES THIS THING GO I SWEAR”

par·al·lel /ˈperəˌlel/ adjective · noun · verb

1. (as adjective) occurring or existing at the same time or in a similar way.

2. (as noun) a person or thing that is similar or analogous to another.

3. (as verb) be similar or corresponding to something.

So of course, I had to create a mixtape inspired by the totally adorable but star-crossed Mad Max: Fury Road ship that is Nuxable (that's Nux and Capable to you). This collection of songs feature male/female duets of various music genres that go from epic rock ballads and musical show tunes to sexy hip-hop jams and sweet indie pop.

To listen to the mixtape, click here.

know·ing /ˈnōiNG/ adjective

1. showing or suggesting that one has knowledge or awareness that is secret or known to only a few people.

2. done in full awareness or consciousness.

Here's another Mad Max: Fury Road character-based mixtape that I crafted and is the fourth in my series on the Five Wives, where this time around, the collection of tracks is inspired by Toast the Knowing.

To listen to the mixtape, click here.

“Dag” is an Australian and New Zealand slang term. It is often used as an affectionate insult for someone who is, or is perceived to be, unfashionable, lacking self-consciousness about their appearance and/or with poor social skills yet affable and amusing; it is also used to describe an amusing, quirky and likeable person and is non-pejorative.

A dag may, for example, choose to wear textures that feel nice regardless of how they look or wear something they have become attached to even if it’s old and worn out. Similarly, dags may wear hair and clothing styles they enjoy even where these are considered unfashionable or ridiculous.

Dags are considered amusing just by being themselves and attract feelings of either embarrassment or endearment from others. The tendency of dags to stick with what they like regardless of the opinions or pressures from others wins respect from some but pity, scorn, or bullying from others for the same reasons.

Here’s another one of my Mad Max: Fury Road series of mixtapes that I curated and is inspired by my absolute favorite of the Five Wives, namely, The Dag.

To listen to this mixtape, click here.

Never mess with the Vuvalini Sorority Girls, especially the Five because those ladies mean fucking BUSINESS. And by business, I mean a-very-lucrative-and-hot-amateur-frat-jock-gay-porn type of business where they use the money to fund their program helping college girls with their student loans.

And it helps that The Dag and Capable are kinda have a gay porn fetish and love to see the real thing happen than just getting it online bwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. In the end, Nux and Slit ~really~ can’t complain if it means getting to have their hardcore homo on without getting exposed to their homophobic frat War Bros lol.

modern college au where nux and slit are these super hot frat jock boys who are part of a really popular but troublesome greek house whose members are dubbed as "war boys" because of all the mischief they cause for other competing fraternities in their campus AND rival schools. they're both super macho bros who are like no homo in public but when they're alone together, it's nc17 gayness like you won't even believe. they're very good at being on the DL coz their frat is super homophobic though.

OMF“no homo”*three hours later*“/so much homo/”