Thor Odinson Reads...

Thor Odinson Reads...

SAGA: Book One by Brian K. Vaughan + Fiona Staples

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"This grand space opera comic series... I like it! ANOTHER!"

Princess Kaguya from her divine arboreal arrival, accelerated growth from infancy to womanhood, and mandated celestial departure…

#but then backstage tony’s all like hahahahaha jkjkjkjk you gaiz ilu sexy superhero fuckers forever and yeah that includes you natasha

#natasha’s all like yeah you better fucking love me tony if you know what’s good for your billionaire balls

#and omfg steve with a beard and that goddamn all-american blindingly white smile ugh jesus fuck just kill me now

#clint taking notes from tony on how to look cocky and hot like shit like yeah son you better work

#thor once again being all touchy feely with his avengers and looking all possessive and shit with the science bros

#bruce man could you be any more obvious with your epic lust face and massive boner for tony like dude calm the hulk down

#but seriously tho like look at this picture tumblr like this is basically friendship goals right here

OMFG THIS PHOTO IS EVERYTHING.

#look at tony looking all fucking smug like yeah bitch i’m tony fucking stark at the mtv movie awards and this lifetime achievement award in my billionaire hands

#look at steve all proud and shit making pretty googly eyes at his superhusband bae like yas ma'am that’s my man right there

#look at clint with that flawless pose of obeisance and rocking that deep purple leather jacket like when will the rest of the team ever

#look at thor casting a shadow on clint’s smiley face as he’s desperately trying to get some of that tasty gilded popcorn in tony’s hands

#look at natasha rocking that awesome pink outfit and not giving two fucks that she’s left her black clothes at home and bowing down to tony winning an mtv generation award

#look at bruce just so fucking happy that his science bro has won something and fuck yeah his sneaker-and-ankle-display game is on fucking point bitch

Let it be said that the Crown Prince of Asgard and Protector of the Nine Realms, Thor Odinson, definitely knows how to fucking party like a rockstar superhero in the club! #thor

The God of Thunder looking out the window on a rainy THORsday in the city... #thor

The Five Wives of Mad Max: Fury Road

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley as Splendid

Riley Keough as Capable

Zoë Kravitz as Toast

Courtney Eaton as Fragile

Abbey Lee Kershaw as The Dag