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Valéria who believes in equal rights

Valéria, if you hit her ass, she would hit yours twice as hard

Valéria, if you pulled her hair, she would pull yours back harder

Valéria that if you call her by her full name, she would also call you by yours

Valéria if you pushed her, she would push you back

Valéria, if you scratched her during sex, she would also leave marks from her claws on you (on your hips precisely.)

She just believes that she deserves equal rights, after all, what goes around comes around. ♡

okay Tomorrow I was on the supermarket and I saw a like 3 year old little girl with her mom. And her mom was like IDENTICAL to Valeria (the only thing that was different was the hair) and the best that the little girl was all dolly with the bow on her hair, the dress and the little golden jewerely and her mom were wearing all black and full of tattos😭😭

When I was reading the beginning I thought you were talking about Valéria's actress, but then I realized it was someone else

this woman should be......ooof 👀

but the headcanon that valeria dresses her daughter like a doll because after all she is. ♡

i was doing a challange townie genetics and unconsciously created north west....

and my fucking printscreen is not working

A relationship with Valeria Garzia would consist of the following:

Valeria pretty much laying claim on you from the moment she saw you.

She also has a tendency to frame questions in a way that gives her the opportunity to get to know you without being too intrusive.

You asking her if you two are an item now to which she scoffs and replies that you've been an item.

Despite Valeria being rather open that you are hers, she's also quite protective of you two's relationship. She only wants the world to know you're hers and that's the extent of it.

Valeria being surprisingly touchy-feely with you. It's not uncommon for her to have an arm wrapped around your waist or slung over your shoulder if you're chillin' at the bar.

If she's feeling frisky, though, she'll sit in your lap with her legs crossed.

Always feeling her eyes on you when she's in the vicinity. Yes, she likes what she sees. Good thing you're hers to enjoy, yeah?

Being one of the few people to know and see photos of Valeria's numerous hairstyle changes. Turns out she loves to experiment with her looks.

Finding out that one of her rarely talked about hobbies is collecting aviator shades. She's gotten you a couple pairs, too.

Sparring sessions almost always ensure that a round of butt-naked nasty happens afterward.

Hitting her with corny jokes and/or pickup lines because you absolutely love the way she rolls her eyes in exasperation.

Piggybacking off of that, balancing her rather sarcastic sense of humor and purposely dry wit.

Trading looks with each other in public when y'all see some shit go down because y'all are attuned like that. And because you two may or may not have your own set of inside jokes as well.

Being cornered for a quick kiss sometimes and vice versa.

Additionally, she also loves to give you a soft albeit teasing kiss on the side of your mouth as opposed to on it.

Knowing that while Valeria isn't the most sentimental of partners, when she loves, she loves hard. While she won't get incredibly sappy with you (as sappy as only Valeria can get), she's good for pick-me-ups in her own way.

The male gaze is sick and psychotic I swear it to you.

LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO MY WIFE?!?!??

These are not the same woman you are lying.