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silly headcanons about valéria garza

Valéria, every time you passed by she would make a point of slapping your ass or simply squeezing you.

Valéria that probably collects ancient weapons as relics

Valéria probably has a crush on blondes, she only watched Barbie because of Margot Robbie but at the same time she has a BIG crush on Sofia Vergara

Valéria who yell like a Mexican mother with her men, pulling their ears or threatening them with a slipper (it's a 9mm glock) when they do something wrong

Valéria who probably watches chaves currently (reminds her of her childhood)

Valéria is a GENIUS in exact sciences, she is the type of person who can calculate something in minutes and HATES human sciences with a passion, she hates writing.

Valéria who loves spicy food (a bit stereotypical I know) loves eating spicy snacks, any spicy food, you'll be eating something with her and you see her adding more pepper and she's like ''that's not spicy enough.'' and it probably is. jars of the best peppers in the world.

Valéria who doesn't like Taylor Swift simply because she thinks she's a stupid blonde and only knows to sing about exs (she listens to Bad Blood sometimes)

Valéria gathers her men for a night of drinking and tells them about stories she experienced in the cartel while drinking and smoking

Valéria who doesn't accept ANY gifts from other men, he could even be her right-hand man, she will never accept them.

Valeria who kicks other people in the back of the knee and thinks it's funny when they fall

[231205] Rosé weverse update

Blinks, did I upload these pictures? I was organizing my photo gallery and found a few pictures I don’t think I’ve uploaded so I came by… what is everyone doing 🪩

silly headcanons about valéria garza

Valéria, every time you passed by she would make a point of slapping your ass or simply squeezing you.

Valéria that probably collects ancient weapons as relics

Valéria probably has a crush on blondes, she only watched Barbie because of Margot Robbie but at the same time she has a BIG crush on Sofia Vergara

Valéria who yell like a Mexican mother with her men, pulling their ears or threatening them with a slipper (it's a 9mm glock) when they do something wrong

Valéria who probably watches chaves currently (reminds her of her childhood)

Valéria is a GENIUS in exact sciences, she is the type of person who can calculate something in minutes and HATES human sciences with a passion, she hates writing.

Valéria who loves spicy food (a bit stereotypical I know) loves eating spicy snacks, any spicy food, you'll be eating something with her and you see her adding more pepper and she's like ''that's not spicy enough.'' and it probably is. jars of the best peppers in the world.

Valéria who doesn't like Taylor Swift simply because she thinks she's a stupid blonde and only knows to sing about exs (she listens to Bad Blood sometimes)

Valéria gathers her men for a night of drinking and tells them about stories she experienced in the cartel while drinking and smoking

Valéria who doesn't accept ANY gifts from other men, he could even be her right-hand man, she will never accept them.

Valeria who kicks other people in the back of the knee and thinks it's funny when they fall

Now let’s think:

valeria, as a powerful women, drug cartel leader.

she would go to party’s, get drunk, smoke a lot, use drugs. She had a lot of seductive woman on her bed, to use their body while them use her money.

for some time she would think that was the true happiness, that she was happy this way.

until she found a girl, when she meet her for the first time she didn’t feel lust or desire, just love. After a few years they would start dating

before sleeping; they would take hot showers, eat a bunch of delicious, lay on the cold room while they watch movies and cuddle, Valeria would even try doing skin care with her love.

they lay on pure happiness and peace together. Valeria realized, she found the true happiness and she couldn’t feel better

She would definitely hold her rosary thanking God for putting you in her life.

The male gaze is sick and psychotic I swear it to you.

LOOK WHAT THEY DID TO MY WIFE?!?!??

These are not the same woman you are lying.

thinking about teenager!Valéria.....