Stop Calling Me Out Omg This Is Fr A Double Homicide

stop calling me out omg this is fr a double homicide 😭

(@seventhcryptid in tiktok)

seeing the blackpink photo in your account made me think; Valeria having a famous k-idol girlfriend

LOL I'm obsessed with them, I think this is the place I rarely talk about them but anyway

I was listening to my kpop playlist while writing this (on ytmusic bcs spotify sucks)

being valéria idol!gf

Valéria would probably be fan number 1!!!!

she having all the photocards, albums, seasons greeting, mini album, lightstick, photobook, cd, EVERYTHING SHE WOULD HAVE EVERYTHING RELATED TO YOU! she is obsessed.

imagine if the group goes on a tour and Mexico is included, bishh she's going to freak out, she's going to drop everything, cancel every meeting with drug dealers or terrorists she has to go watch the shows ˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

but she knows the Korean press is bad so she would be twice as careful but she always has an eye on you.

If some idiot was stalking you and you told her, who? In the next few months you would be living in your own paradise while the sasaeng would be living their own hell in valéria hands.

I want her to choke me uuugh

Valeria having a 9-year-old daughter and she randomly bringing a cat to Valeria house (Valeria hates animal)

MY GOD THIS IS SO CANON It's not that she doesn't like animals, she just thinks they're a lot of work

Imagine Valeria coming home tired after having had stressful meetings just wanting a kiss from her beloved wife.

She arrives home and quickly goes up to her part of the house and finds you and your little daughter hiding something, she raises an eyebrow in doubt as she stealthily approaches we all agree that this woman is a master at walking silently

She comes very close to you while trying to see what is behind your child. ''¿Qué esconden chicas?'' Her voice sounds hoarse as she tries to see what's going on.

When you hear her voice behind you, you jump in fright as you try to hide the animal.

''Amor, I didn't hear you coming.'' a nervous laugh escapes your lips as you approach her running your fingertips over her tattooed arms.

She turns her eyes towards you while furrowing her eyebrows, knowing very well what you are doing. ''What are you hiding from me?Bonita.'' her tone changes to a firm tone as she corners you trying to find out the truth

Before you could say anything, a 9-year-old girl appears behind you holding a cat in her hands, the little girl turns and smiles at Valeria. ''¡mamá! ¡mirar!''

Valeria's gaze softens a little as she looks at the creature in her daughter's hands, she approaches and bends down to the child's height. ''mi amor, ¿dónde encontraste… esto?''

"Lo encontré en el jardín y mamá dijo que podíamos quedárnoslo.'' your daughter says with a happy smile on her face as she hugs the cat in her arms as if it were a teddy bear

"Oh, sí, mamá dijo que podemos quedarnos, ¿verdad?" Valéria's gaze, which was previously soft, became firm as she looks from the corner and looks at you.

she turns to her daughter while letting out a sigh. ''Nena, Atraparás a este gato y lo devolverás al lugar que le corresponde, ¿entendido?''

the little girl pouts as she pleases the cat more."Pero mamá dijo que podemos quedarnos". the child looks at his mother again with puppy eyes. 'Mami, ¿podemos quedarnos con él, por favor?'

She repeats this 5 times while looking directly at her mother who now has small tears in her eyes.

Valéria sighs as she watches the tantruming child in front of her, she seems to think for a second as she passes her hand over her face.

''Está bien, puedes quedarte con el maldito demonio'' The sound of Valéria's voice comes out hoarse and with a hint of annoyance

the child celebrates by jumping with the cat while smiling at her moms.

Valeria's gaze meets yours, she sighs and approaches dangerously.''If this cat is too much trouble, I'll throw him out on the street.'' Her tone is firm while her gaze is cold.

a sweet smile escapes your lips, you knew your wife didn't like animals but you thought it was cute that she let your daughter keep the cat.

''he won't, I promise'' you say with a smile showing your teeth while looking at her amused.

Valeria lets out a huff of annoyance as she passes her wife going to the bathroom, when she undresses to bathe she can hear her daughter.

''¡¡Podemos llamarlo alejandro!!'' the girl responds excitedly while stroking the cat.

When Valléria heard this, she let out an irritated growl while rubbing her head aggressively. ''NO LE VAMOS A LLAMAR ALEJANDRO!''

When you hear your wife's angry voice, you and your daughter look at each other laughing, you approach your daughter and whisper: ''Puedes llamarlo Alejandro pero sólo cuando tu madre Valéria no esté.''

''I HEARD THAT!'' Valeria's angry scream echoes through the room as you and your daughter laugh at each other.

do you think Valeria would feel insecure about her appearance sometimes? I saw a fanfic on wattpad some long time ago, the fanfic were about Valeria getting insecure about her appearance remembering when she was young and got considered the prettiest girl in school and her partner comforted her. But idk, she is a drug cartel leader I don’t think she would think to that

Look, I don't think so because, like, look at this woman, she's pure confidence.

but she may feel a little old when she looks in the mirror, years of work, stress, anger, all of this would probably interfere with her appearance… THEN YOU COME IN, you being her beautiful, youthful girlfriend who cheers her everyday!

like two days ago, I was reading a Valeria fanfic some minutes before sleeping. And exist a meme of the Chinese lady called Jiafei, and these days the jiafei girl made a video saying that she’s a real person because some people thought she was a Ai. I was thinking so much about this video while reading the fanfic that I just dreamed that jiafei and Valeria were not dating but going on dates 😭😭 when I woke up I was like ??

LMAO I already dreamed about her racing a crocodile (?)