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The long awaited and canon dynamic chart

Edit: Ignore the double arrow with Cyana and Kevin, meant to go pointing at him

If I take a rock and a prettier rock you'll duck when either is thrown at you

The fact you kill a cockroach but not a butterfly proves looks matter.

That's a peaceful lecture hall you got there it'd be a shame if someone were to sprinkle pepper on it

No one in the live studio audience ever sneezes

Excuse me, the store is now closed. Please exit the building.

i am now lost in an ikea and the staff has no face please help they are weird

Sending Rescue Snoms to come collect you!

Nice try, not going to gaslight me today

Almost none of your memories are accurate

This is exactly how I interpreted this would go. Thank you

They may be arguing about physics and biology but what they have is CHEMISTRY

*takes 3 gold from your pocket and gives you 49 xp without you noticing*

*puts 3 gold in your pocket without you noticing and walks away*

REWARDS: -3 Gold, 49 EXP

*takes 3 gold from your pocket and gives you 49 xp without you noticing*

*puts 3 gold in your pocket without you noticing and walks away*

REWARDS: -3 Gold, 49 EXP

And when the patient woke up, his skeleton was missing, and the doctor was never heard from again!

The rest of your party is always making sure that you, the healer, stay in the back. Not because they don’t want you to get hurt, but because they all still remember the last time you took the front line and nobody wants a repeat of that.

I'm sorry WHAT

Jeff Bezos admitted in an interview that his wife divorced him because he kept begging her to put on a bald cap, peg him, and make him call her Jeff.

...closeted? I guess?

so uhhh

You have to hand it to corn. Just when you think you’ve figured out everything you can make from it, boom, it’s popcorn. Boom, it’s Frosted Flakes, boom, it’s gas for your car. We’ve only scratched the surface for peas.

SEE THE WHITES OF THEIR EYES CAROLEANS ARE MARCHING ON

🙄🤯😳🥺😱 can you see them??? the whites of their eyes???

*eats masterball*

*gives you the masterball*

cc .)_)__\ oooo now i can contain threats {throes master-ball at you}

Drugs

If u could do one thing as God what would you do 

I swing both ways

it's so corny when ppl say "i swing both ways" just say you're bi

Theft. Specifically, of someone's heart :)

The Criminal and Cop 💙💜

What makes me a good demoman?

“A good explosive might start the fight off well… Smoke? Fire? what do you think?”

“How many grenades do you have?”

A moment of unspoken understanding.

“Heres the whole bag of holding”

What makes me a good demoman?

“A good explosive might start the fight off well… Smoke? Fire? what do you think?”

“How many grenades do you have?”

A moment of unspoken understanding.

“Heres the whole bag of holding”

leave me alone leave me alone leave me alone leave ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE LEAVE ME ALONE

So if we're taller does Cyana get a hug from us?

My greatest achievement is being taller than the moon

(Cyana is a character who was made by @pmseymourva )

I’m 5’6

> unconventional throwing weapons

Oh no

"Is a triceratops a missile?"

Thanks! I feel even worse now :)

It is said that people most likely don’t remember the embarrassing things you did that keep you up at night, but it’s most likely true that they remember other embarrassing things that YOU don’t remember. You may have blocked the memory or might have forgotten it, but someone out there remembers.