OK So Maybe Its Just Me Being A Dumb Bitch But I Confused Clingfilm And Chloroform. It Has Lead To Some

OK so maybe its just me being a dumb bitch but I confused clingfilm and chloroform. It has lead to some very strange situations:

Me to my brother: hey Jeremy, can you past me the chloroform?

My brother: *stares at me* chloroform?

Me: yeah to put the food in the fridge. *smiles*

My brother: *starts sweating getting ready to call 911* um laura i think I'll take over here....

Me: nah man I'm almost done. Just need the chlo- *he holds my hands on the counter* -what the fuck are you doing.

My brother: I'll take it from here.

Sir-

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freddied krueger: welcome to your nightm

me:*remembers this is MY dream and i can do WHATEVER i want!!!!!!!!!!!*

no one asked but I’m telling you anyway

Happy autism awareness month to high needs autistic people. People who use AAC or sign language. People who don't communicate at all. Nonverbal and semi verbal autistics. People who got diagnosed early. People with developmental delays. Autistics who also have intellectual disabilities. Autistics who are also physically disabled. You are an important part of this community. I hope April treats you well.

Is it only my mum that has rice in the salt shaker? Is this a Latino thing? Why does she do this???