Deadpool & Wolverine Is One Of Those Films Where I Thought Everyone Was Joking Or Exaggerating About

deadpool & wolverine is one of those films where i thought everyone was joking or exaggerating about the homoeroticism and then i went to the cinema and watched a 2 hour long gay sex metaphor. what the hell was that. we need more of that kind of film in society

The worst parts about being in England:

- people shouting all the time

- lemon squash

- so many German families. Seriously. I came here because I wanted to leave Germany, not to meet other Germans.

- walking on the left side of the pavement

- the many shirtless people who look like lobsters (seriously, how have you not died of skin cancer yet)

The best parts of being in England:

- sainsbury's

- tango soda

- pretty cliffs

- that one really nice older lady that sold cheap yarn and talked about crocheting with me

God, he's so cunty. that's a babygirl right there

Gaz looks like the type to say "My brother in Christ" frequently.

Ghost looks like the kinda guy who covers his face cause he's got infinite eyeballs and doesn't need anyone to know that.

Gaz's reaction to Ghost revealing that he's an angel and saying the typical "Be not afraid" nonsense goes about as one would expect, given the above information.

Soap: *shocked in Catholic* "You can't fuckin' say that to him, he knows Christ!"

Price: *wishing he had a cigar, or a drink, or a concussion.*

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tl;dr: Don’t monetize AO3, kids.  You won’t like what happens next.