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good news everybody

So one of the petco employees is getting jumped soon😂

“A young boy who had just stolen his father’s car and crashed it, takes one final puff on his cigarette before facing the consequences. (1974).” Source

me alone in my bedroom at 3am on a tuesday

my kids: dad what’s for supper? me: ooh hunny i am serving looks tonight kids: we haven’t eaten in 3 days

what if

It’s honestly just to feel something

someone take me out. either in the date way or the assassination way

Me at Home Depot being tasked to do a $5,000 refund by myself with no manager assistance when this requires said✨Manager’s assistance✨ 😗✌🏽

my boss: *giving me critical instructions* you got that?

me: ya

me (in my mind): you make a loop de loop and pull, and your shoes are looking cool :) you go over and back, left to righ

in a coffee shop rn overhearing this girl on a tiktok live complain about how she logged in to tumblr for the first time in years but “it’s all catholics and heroin now”

if i have a daughter im going to name her lizard and then she’ll get the nickname liz and everyone will be like “oh is it short for elizabeth?” and she will have to say “no my name is lizard”

This is my favorite headline ever

I blame the horny boomers for this

My sims threw and party and invited a few guests and one guest showed up in this…

I would run to the end of the world and back to say it again