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-𝐁𝐥𝐮𝐞 𝐋𝐨𝐜𝐤-
♡: I really like

𝑵𝒂𝒈𝒊 𝑺𝒆𝒊𝒔𝒉𝒊𝒓𝒐
-> 𝑭𝒊𝒄𝒔
• Aquarium date
♡ Meeting your parents
♡ Cooking with you
♡ A date to the beach gone wrong
• Friends to lovers
• Loving you is like...
♡ Late night gaming~
♡ Wishing upon a star, Hogwarts AU
-> 𝑯𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒏𝒔
• Sfw alphabet
• Living together
• Insecure!Reader
• bllk boys on your period
-> 𝑫𝒓𝒂𝒃𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒔
• Plush partner (he's jealous of your plushie)
• Nightmare comfort
• Will you be my Valentine
♡ Thunderstorm (reader is scared of thunder)

𝑹𝒆𝒐 𝑴𝒊𝒌𝒂𝒈𝒆
• SFW Alphabet
• Quiet moments
• Hurt and Regret (drabble)
♡ Dad Reo (hc's)

𝒀𝒐𝒊𝒄𝒉𝒊 𝑰𝒔𝒂𝒈𝒊
-> 𝑭𝒊𝒄𝒔
• What I would do for you...
• Beautiful, beautiful girl~, Model!Reader
♡ To the last drop, Vampire!Yoichi
♡ Stuffy nose, full heart, Sick!Reader
• eight legged nightmare, Hogwarts AU
♡ Please pick me up (I'm drunk), Uni Au, friends to lovers
• Always a way home, Spiderman Yoichi
• follow you to the end, fantasy Au!
-> 𝑯𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒏𝒔
♡ Sfw alphabet
• bllk boys on your period
♡ As a dad (of a girl)
• Dad Yoichi! When his daughter is sick
-> 𝑫𝒓𝒂𝒃𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒔
• Here for you (injured Yoichi x physical therapist reader)
• Will you be my Valentine
♡ Soft morning sun
♡ Wrap my teeth around the world, NSFW
• Dilf Yoichi NSFW
• Rainy day movie marathon
• Grateful
♡ Sacred knight Series
-> the princess falls in love with a simple knight (fantasy AU)

𝑴𝒊𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒆𝒍 𝑲𝒂𝒊𝒔𝒆𝒓
• Hurt and Regret (drabble)

𝑹𝒚𝒖𝒔𝒆𝒊 𝑺𝒉𝒊𝒅𝒐𝒖
• Calm and Chaos create balance (Rin x Reader x Shidou)

𝑹𝒊𝒏 𝑰𝒕𝒐𝒔𝒉𝒊
-> 𝑭𝒊𝒄𝒔
♡ caring for sick reader
• a little too much(drunk reader)
• The taste of childhood...
♡ What hurts the most
• What I would do for you...
• I'm not going anywhere
• Rumors
• Let me take care of you (sick!Rin)
♡ Life Death of the party
♡ Calm and Chaos create balance (Rin x Reader x Shidou)
♡ Please, make the pain go away
• To the very last Drop, Vampire!Rin
-> Roommate!Rin
♡ Code Red!, Period Comfort
• Emergency!!, comfort
-> 𝑯𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒏𝒔
• SFW Alphabet
• bllk boys on your period
-> 𝑫𝒓𝒂𝒃𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒔
• Plush partner
♡ Nightmare comfort
• Will you be my Valentine
♡ Helping him with his training~

𝑺𝒂𝒆 𝑰𝒕𝒐𝒔𝒉𝒊
-> 𝑭𝒊𝒄𝒔
♡ What hurts the most
• Meeting your parents
♡ Pining like idiots
• In health and in sickness
• Rumors
♡ Nightmare comfort
♡ Swallowed by stress
-> 𝑯𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒄𝒂𝒏𝒐𝒏𝒔
• SFW Alphabet
-> 𝑫𝒓𝒂𝒃𝒃𝒍𝒆𝒔
• Here for you (injured Sae x physical therapist reader)
♡ Lust & Love Series
Sae X Marquesa
-> Summary: the football prodigy and the Spanish royalty fall in love (Uni AU)

𝑴𝒖𝒍𝒕𝒊𝒑𝒍𝒆
• bllk boys as lifeguards hcs
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SEASONS; BLLK X M.READER

𝐈 𝐂𝐀𝐍𝐓 be your love
cause' I'm afraid I'll ruin your life
while the leaves wither away
and grew again, you have gone far away
. . .
𝐈𝐍 𝐖𝐇𝐈𝐂𝐇 y/n is driven by an unusual emptiness that constantly rings in his heart caused by his former friend, or as he likes to call him; his former sun. he doesn't know whether this feeling is ephemeral or permanent, thus he is determined to see what's in store for him. no matter what it takes.
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- expect typos, grammar mistakes, and inconsistent updates.
- he/him pronouns.
- no proper plot
- short chapters
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© muneyuki kaneshiro owns blue lock.
© @jammiycge for the plot and writing.
*• ᖭི༏ᖫྀ•*.~
- this is book was first made on wattpad. please refer to that app if you want faster updates.
*• ᖭི༏ᖫྀ•*.~ START.
introduction.
I. hold onto the moment
II. children in the park
III. one more chance
IV. one more chance.2
V. you again?
VI. nuisance
VII. friends
VIII. empty seat
IX. lovesick
X. say, don't go
XI. is this hatred?
XII. you feel so far away
XIII. itoshi no.2
XIV. maybe, just maybe
XV. misty eyes and cloudy thoughts
XVI. beneath the purple-pink skies
XVII. can't the universe wait for me.
XVIII. aren't I too young for this?


SERIES : BASTARDS IN MÜNCHEN

02 // malewife material - [ series masterlist : 01 ,, 03 ]

sypnosis: you made an observation on your fellow teammate
no prns used (reader). bm academy timeline. cw: delulu reader. angy ness.

“Yoohoo, over here!” You call for Ness by your locker. “There’s still small puddles of water here. Every second you ignore them, there’s a minuscule patch of mold starting to grow.”
The boy spares you a glare with his back turned the other way, his now-rigid movements become prominent as he shakily yells out, “That’s because your hair is still wet and dripping all over the place, you-!”
“Well, what can I do? I just got out of the shower.”
“Oh, well. You can, you know, DRY YOUR HAIR PROPERLY??”
“Paaaassss,” you sing, successfully pissing him off further. “It's less work for me to let it air dry. Besides, you’re the one on cleaning duty today, so you’re cleaning after me whether you like it or not. Got that?” Not even bothering to glance at the fuming boy, you start scrolling on your phone.
You must be sooo talented, having pissed off someone as patient and tolerant as Ness. Well, he can storm off to the hallway if he wants to. So why’s he still here, mopping the trail of water that you’ve brought in from the showers?
According to your genius- It must be because he, despite always nagging and yelling at you, is totally into you!
Yeah, it's the only reliable reason you can think of. You gave yourself a self-satisfied nod. He must be sooo hooked on you that he just can’t seem to leave you alone. He could be anywhere else right now but he’s in the locker rooms with you? Right when you’re fresh out of the showers? Oh, Ness, you sly dog.
“I wasn’t even supposed to be in here cleaning after your mess!” Ness complains, huffing and taking a small break, “I’m on bedroom cleaning duty! Kaiser just wanted to switch with me, that’s all.. Locker rooms are too dusty and stuffy for him to clean,” he continues, voice getting softer at the mention of his new friend. He then scowls at you and continues mopping the wet floor after a moment of silence.
“If I could leave the locker rooms unattended without getting him in trouble, I would’ve left the moment I saw you in here.”
Aww, and now he’s using Kaiser as an excuse to spend time with you. Well, luckily for him, you wouldn’t mind an adorably shy boy like him.
“I don’t understand how you always manage to be such a nuisance. You’re always out doing and saying things to inconvenience me, are you doing it on purpose!?”
Oh, now he’s saying that notices you and your efforts to spend time with him too! That’s cute, it shows that he pays great attention to you.
“-and, AND you always barge in Kaiser and I’s conversations like you’re part of it! Or anyone’s conversations for that matter! What’s worse is when you do, it’s always pure nonsense that you spout-”
He’s so scrunkly when he’s angrily rambling. Face scrunched up and brows furrowed so deeply that you think he might age 10 years after this.. small disagreement, ends.
“-HEY, are you even listening?”
You sigh lovingly(?) as you cross your arms and smile (eerily) at him. He shudders at the display.
“Seriously, cut that out. Wh.. What’s up with your face? Why’re you staring at me like that? Cut it out, you’re giving me the creeps.”
“Aww, am I giving you the heebie jeebies?” Your smile gets wider as you watch him back up further away from where you’re standing.
His face immediately twists into an ugly scowl at that, “Stop that! See, this is what I’m talking about- you never contribute anything relevant to our conversations, yet you’re so insistent on talking! Do you speak because you just like hearing your own voice, or what?”
You cock your head to the side and raise a brow at that, “Not at all. That’s definitely something Kaiser would love, though.”
“Why’s he even brought into this conversation!?” Ness asks, like the hypocrite he is. Apparently a forgetful one too, as he was the first to mention the currently-absent blond.
You’ll spare him that embarrassment, though. So you just shrug. Anything for your new pookie. Can't have him too angry at you now, can we?
He sighs at your nonchalance, and proceeds to continue his cleaning- now using a wet rag to clean the benches in the room. “You don’t make any sense, you know? I don’t get you at all.” What a weirdo you are. He can’t wait to get his cleaning done and go lie down on his bed to replenish all the wasted energy he spent on talking to you.
You only grin at the sight of him tirelessly cleaning and shining the bench.
“You’re so malewife material. Can you cook, too?”
Ness decides that he wouldn’t try to understand you even if he could.

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i live for delusional men, but for this- i'll make reader the delulu one (inspired by one of my irl's behavior smh)
- love how kaiser is not even involved but gets mentioned anyways bcuz its (u &) ness - my blog kinda messy im still learning how 2 tumblr, sorry pookies


CHRONICLES OF HOUSECATS

sypnosis: introducing your cats to your boyfriend (gone wrong)
no prns used (reader). established relationship with isagi. kaiser & ness are cats. cw: swearing. bleeding (isagi). socially awkward/awkwardly social isagi. loser bf isagi.

“This is Michael, but I call him Mihya- he prefers the nickname.”
The blond cat purrs in content, rubbing his fluffy face on your shoulders as he leans his furry body onto your chest. You rub his tiny chin with your index finger in response to his affection, while supporting his weight with your left arm under his feline bum.
You then gesture towards the other cat pawing at your ankles, “That’s Alexis. I sometimes call him ‘Lexis. Three syllabus is a mouthful when you’re constantly calling for your cats.” Alexis has a body of fur with a beautiful gradient- roots of caramel brown to ends of.. magenta?
Isagi bites down his tongue. He doesn’t dare to question the genuinity of the cat’s coloured fur out loud.
Holding Michael to your chest, you squat down to pick up Alexis with your free arm. Who then starts purring, licking your face in content.
You squirm away from him, pulling your face towards Michael instead. “No kisses, ‘Lexis.” To which Alexis responds with a noise that sounds akin to a pathetic whine.
The football player offers you a meek smile, “Wow. Your cats really like you, huh?” He’s heard rumours of cats’ behaviour being either disinterested or a complete hellspawn. So this isn’t what he had expected when you told him that you have two free-loading furry slackers at home waiting for you.
You scoff at his observation, “No one else feeds them, if not for me. Of course they would act like suck-ups.” Michael smugly licks his own paw while Alexis only stares up at you- is that cat smiling??? Isagi feels unsettled being in close proximity with the magenta cat.
Thankfully for him, you place both the cats down onto the sofa behind where you’re standing.
You turn around to face Isagi. “So.. What do you think, Yoichi?” You smile bashfully at him, “You ready to be a cat dad yet?” You tease.
At those words, both of your cats’ ears perk up. Alerted at the new-found information, Alexis shoots his head up at you, eyes wide in betrayal- like you just told him he’s adopted or something.
… Which he technically would be.
Michael starts meowing loudly, leaping onto your back and excessively pawing at you for your attention.
“Oh, uhm-” Isagi chokes out in a high-pitched voice, “If.. If you don’t mind- and if they’d like to, of course.” Poor boy’s a blushing mess.
This is it, Isagi thinks. A new stage into your long-term relationship. All those heartfelt conversations, romantic dates and good, quality time spent together has brought you both so far. He feels elated, happy that you trust him to take care of your.. ‘furbabies’ with you, together. As a couple.
You chuckle at his reaction. Cute, almost 2 years into the relationship and he’s still easily flustered over a few words.
Wrapping your arms around his neck, he instinctively places a hand on your hip. You flutter your eyes shut, leaning in for a sweet kiss.
“MPMH- !”
Michael, that little shit, JUMPED on Isagi’s face.
“Mihya, get off him.”
“MREOW”
“Bad, Michael.”
“MREOWWWWW”
Isagi wishes you would take action instead of trying to negotiate with a goddamn cat.
“Ugh, this is why I can never bring people over,” you frown at the blond cat’s refusal to budge. “Get over it, Mihya. He’s your dad now.”
For reasons unknown to you, that statement makes Michael even more hissy as he starts swatting his paw at Isagi’s head.
Bless Isagi and his tolerance to your cat’s riotous attacks, as you finally actually start to pull Michael off of him.
Michael hisses and wiggles in protest, still swinging his paws at Isagi’s direction as you grab and hold him from his armpits.
“There, there. My rampageous little hiss machine HK433.” You speak of those words so affectionately, one would think that you’ve called him the sweetest pet name ever. Not.. whatever the hell you just said.
But Michael isn’t the only unhappy feline in the room right now. Alexis is currently smiling(?) up ominously at Isagi, who suddenly feels really unsafe.
“Uhm. Honey.. I think this one’s- YEOUCH!”
You look down to see Alexis’ fangs digging into the skin of Isagi’s left foot.
“ALEXIS!”
His eyes widen as he quickly sits up, staring up at you with his big, glossy, guilty eyes.
“Mrrrrp,” Alexis begs for your forgiveness, rubbing his head onto your thigh as you sat down on the floor to pull him away from Isagi’s feet.
Curse his cutesy furry face because you find it hard to scold the little gripper biter.
Crossing your legs, you place the two cats on your lap then start inspecting your boyfriend’s injury.
“It’s bleeding, Yoichi. You should wash it off.” You furrow your brows as you touch the broken skin around the fresh wound. “The bathroom’s that way, I’ll help you disinfect it- in a bit, after I lock these two up. Do you need help getting there?”
“It’s alright, It doesn’t hurt at all.” He assures you, holding in his (tears of) anguish, “It’s not that bad, I’ll be able to walk fine!” He wheezes out, limping his way (in pain) to the bathroom. As long as he can get as far away as he can from those two little fluffy imps, he’d even crawl with his limbs mangled.
After putting up a small fight, you manage to lock those two devilish furballs up in their ‘bad-boy-corner’, which is just a cage- oddly filled with comfortable cushions and colourful soft toys considering that it's a supposed ‘jail’ served for punishment to misbehaving felines.
Michael immediately starts whining and yowling, pathetically reaching his paws out of the cage.
Your lips tugged down into a frown at his pitiful display, “You’re not guilt-tripping me this time, Mihya. Save your dramatic act for the talent shows.”
The blond cat immediately stops his little masquerade, and narrows his eyes at you.
Next to the huffy cat, Alexis meows for your attention. He rubs his head against the cage, wanting to feel your touch of comfort.
You frown, “Sorry, ‘Lexis. No pats until you both learn to not attack Yoichi.”
Both cats have their ears pinned to the back in disdain at the mention of your lover’s name. Right, that second-rate football player that you’re seeing. For two years, apparently. Without them noticing. The betrayal!
They should’ve known better that your weekly ‘business trips’ were just sleepovers at Isagi’s place. That the unpleasant scent all over you and your belongings were not of your colleagues’, but of that stupid Yoichi’s.
Michael starts growling at his predicament. Him! Locked up in the ‘bad-boy-corner’! It’s been months since he had last been punished. Not even when he knocked down your things on your vanity because he wanted to watch you do your eyeliner, but this guy, Yoichi, came out of nowhere and broke his good boy streak!
Alexis stares sadly at the direction of where you walked off to aid Isagi with his wound. He feels guilty- not at all for the bite, but for upsetting you. He had never upset you before! Stupid Yoichi is the problem, all he did was show up and now suddenly both him and Michael are in trouble! He notices that his furry friend isn’t happy with the man, too. He will have to cook up a plan to get rid of the football player.. Out of here and away from you, at the very least.
Oh, well. For now they’ll have to figure out how to get themselves out of the cage, though.

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i love isagi, i really do. but there's always this strong urge to bully him and make him a cringefail loser bf.
- might be bcuz he received zero chocolates for valentines day. - never thought i'd write kaiser nor ness meowing but here i am.
hes so skibidi coded 😻


SERIES : BASTARDS IN MÜNCHEN

04 // casual conversations between two footballers - [ series masterlist : 03 ,, 05 ]

sypnosis: kaiser has plans to devour you
no prns used (reader). bm academy timeline. ness is only around at the start. cw: swearing. some dialogue-shit-talking. kaiser & reader showering together.

This isn’t how it’s supposed to turn out. You weren’t supposed to be there. You're supposed to be anywhere else but there right now!
Ness widens his eyes in disbelief. It was supposed to be an easy win like always- the rest of their team passing around when convenient, leading up to his assist, then Kaiser scores the inevitable goal.
So, why exactly are you currently clashed with his team’s ace forward? Your limbs stretched out, restricting each other from progressing any further. Kaiser’s forearm in front of your chest; Your thigh pressing onto his calves.
“LOOSE BALL!” Your teammates call out as the defenders are quick to pass the ball back onto the midfield.
“Tch,” Kaiser expresses in irritation. “Should’ve known you got something gearing up in that hollow head of yours when you begged Coach to have you switch teams.” Wasting no time, he sprints towards the ball.
You smirk, following right on his trail. “Playing alongside you and playing as part of your little charade has gotten boring, I had to do a little switcheroo to stay entertained.”
Glancing over to your teammates’ current positions. You then suddenly dash off to the other side of the field.
“SCHNEIDER! PASS!” You signalled towards your midfielder. Eyes still darting around the field.
As the ball is speeding towards you, the opponent team’s defenders prepare themselves to face you.
You can see both central defenders and the left wing back running towards you. Using their speed to assume their next action- you shot the ball forward, angled slightly to the right.
“!?” The defenders were caught off-guard by your shot. Get played, NPCs. The field is truly your playground- and you’re that one big mean bully in charge of letting the smaller ones know their place.
“What was that, man!?” Your teammate yells at you. Silence, no-name lackey. This big-brain play is too much for his smooth, non-wrinkled supposedly-complex organ to interpret.
Bursting towards the ball with surprising powerful acceleration, you didn’t need to yell back to your teammate to answer him as you then launched a finishing kick at the ball.
A vertical spin direct shot. The ball curves so dangerously beautiful it sent shivers down Ness’ spine as he helplessly watched from his place.
“PWWWWWT!” - the referee finalises your goal with his whistle.
SCORE : 1 - 1 (TIE)
“Alright, time’s up. Match’s over. Take a nice relaxing shower, and I’ll meet you guys in the footage room for an overview.” Coach shoo’s everyone off the field to the showers. Even someone as experienced as him can’t handle that much foul stench of stinky teenage sweat in one day.
“Yes, sir!”
—
You’re currently humming in the showers, slathering shampoo onto the top of your head as you massage your scalp soothingly. What a match that was, you’re really improving and getting better at kicking a ball around.
And of course, someone has to disturb your well-deserved me-time.
“You humiliated me twice on the field today,” Kaiser took the spot beside you in the showers, even though there are so many vacant ones elsewhere. “I won’t underestimate you any further. That was my mistake.”
You side-eyed him with your hands still up on your head. “Dude. In the showers, really?” You quickly start washing yourself off with the cold water, ever so eager to get out of confrontations.
“I commend you,” The blond earnestly compliments. “For your ability to read every single player’s positions so well.” He presses his lips together grimly.
You pause, then sigh. For the first time in this facility, willing to cooperate. “Just spit it out already, what is it that you wanna ask?” You were always the one to barge into people's conversations, rather than having them to walk up to you and start talking. You look at Kaiser weird for wanting to chat with you- more so for the lack of his usual judgy tone.
Kaiser stares right into your eyes, “You purposefully positioned yourself behind me, after you sent the ball flying front. You placed yourself in my blind spot, and you took the chance to sprint to the other side of the field. Fully utilizing everyone else’s position and focus on the ball.” He reads your face to gauge out any reactions, “You were able to predict- no, you knew what everyone’s next move was, in a live match. Weren’t you?”
“Yeah. Now you’re just pointing out the obvious. What of it?”
“I want to know how you did it.” His brows are now screwed together at your indifference, “I will learn and evolve, then gracefully destroy you and everyone else on the field.”
You only raise a brow at that bold statement, “I just use my eyes.” Deciding to not address his threat- or promise, you start getting up and reaching for your towel.
“Elaborate.” He hisses out as he rushes to follow after you. Did he even wash off the soap properly? He’ll get skin irritation for that.
“There’s really nothing much to it,” you shrug then start patting your wet hair with the towel. “When I’m out on the field, I multitask to watch everyone. So while I’m able to carry out my own objective, I’m also able to react to other people’s decisions and predict their live objectives while at it.” You struggle stuffing your arm into the holes of the shirt.
“Think of it as like, opening multiple tabs on Google, or running a variety of different heavy-duty tasks on your PC.” You stretch your arms to the back, “It’s incredibly taxing at the start, but it’s so absolutely atrocious, disgustingly, mind-fuckingly fun.”
Ignoring your use of vocabulary, Kaiser allows himself to ponder over your words.
You grin at him, poking his bicep as he stood silently. “Once you learn that little trick, I’ll show you how to recreate my incredible Midas’ Touch too.”
“Midas’ Touch?” Breaking himself out of his trance, he looks at you with a brow raised. “Is that what you named your curveshot? Lame.”
“It’s not just any curveshot!” You boast loud and proud, “It’s a clinical shot that the audience will wet their pants over, you know? I know that I get them on edge with that finisher.”
He scrunches his face at your choice of words, but plays along with you anyway. “Well, my Kaiser Impact shits on the opponents- AND my goal will be so batshit insane that the audience wishes they can see it coming.” He starts smirking, getting confident. “It’s going to be so fast that they’ll get a whiplash by simply witnessing it from their seats.”
You both start laughing over each other, while simultaneously throwing in add-on statements, glazing the absolute fuck out of your own signature shots.
“Yeah, your Kaiser Impact is the most beautifully destructive weapon I’ve ever seen.”
For a moment, Kaiser pauses. He stares at you, eyes blown wide. What the fuck? You, the most demented, narcissistic player of all of Bastard München Academy, just complimented him?
He suddenly feels light-headed. Like he could vomit on the spot.
“Oh, you should probably start wearing your clothes too. Wouldn't want Coach to get all pissy at you for being late again. Would we?”
You smile cheekily at him, throwing his pants over his head.
Maybe he’s caught a cold, or gotten sick from being bare-skinned in the air-conditioned room for quite awhile. Because at that moment, you start to seem less annoying and he starts to find your company more.. enjoyable. He can't help but feel excited at the notion of the both of you talking again.
Yeah, he's definitely gonna throw up if he keeps this up.
Somehow, it fuels his desire to devour you on the field. He needs to destroy you- as beautifully as you described his Kaiser Impact.

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yippeeee the plot thickens !! reader's the one that introduces meta vision to kaiser 😼
- kaiser is now reader's little vomit bug - think i got abit too soft on their interactions for the bottom half... i was listening to sweet love songs
tgats so cute
OMG I JUST NOTICED YOUR REQUESTS ARE OPEN THAT JUST MADE MY DAY!!!!
anyways can you do headcanons for bllk character introducing you to either their teams or the press iykwim
pretty please I loveeeee your posts so much <333333
Introducing their s/o to their team - isagi, kaiser, rin, hiori, chigiri
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Note : Hiii you're so cute lslsls thank you sm for your request <3 I chose this one cause somebody else asked about the press finding out so I'll do both !
Nobody is mentioned so I'll choose but feel free to ask for your fav !

Isagi
He's so shy but happy omg
He's probably blushing if they keep saying how pretty you are
Those who ask a bit more about you earlier to isagi will probably start a conversation more easily
But you love to talk with everyone!
If you're famous, they'll ask about it or how you two meet or even about your job
But if you're someone like you and me they're begging to know how you two meet
They're probably expect something really cheesy based on isagi himself
He probably get teased a lot afterwards but he takes it easy
he’s just so happy you can finally meet them
Rin
he’s pretty but awful so everybody think he’s bitchless
no need to say that they GASPED when he introduced you
you seem so sweet, what are you doing here ?
“He paid you ?” i definitely see some of them ask you that - like bachira
wait until you tell them that you asked him and he wasn’t planning of doing without you mentioning it
they’re shocked, they feel betrayed and are ready to make a scene to him before you calm it down
everybody want to know more about you, asking you lot of questions to the point that rin has to claim you back
holding your waist or wrist to remind you that he’s there too
I think it goes more simply that he imagined at first
He's always happy when they ask about you even if he doesn’t show it
Chigiri
just like that time they react when they saw his sister, they will ask him who you are even if it’s obvious that you’re his s/o
one or two would probably ask you out on a date to make him mad - tbh it’s really funny to see
he’ll blush and become protective over you, adorable
he would roll his eyes at their jokes but as long as you’re laughing at them, it’s fine with him
he’ll get tease by the gaze he sent you all night, sweet and soft, speaking all the love he has for you before his tongue can
he’s a bit cash if they’re doing to much though, they have to be careful around his lover
Hiori
he talks about you regularly so they’re all happy when he mentions that you’ll tag along for a team meal they’re HYPE
they’re so happy to see you it’s cute, you wish every partner is welcome that way
you’re so soft spoken it totally make sense that you ended up with him
you’re probably a little reserved and overwhelmed at first but they’re calmer than you thought
it’s also a lot funnier than you thought so, even if you stay glued to hiori’s side, you can enjoy the night to the fullest !
he checks on you frequently, catching a lot of eyes and they make sure to let him know
you two are just so cute for sure damn couple goal
Kaiser
ness is jealous lmao
he’s very cocky and proud to introduce you to them
you’re so precious and most importantly : you’re his - he can’t just keep it to himself
sharing the world about you start with his teammates
he’ll tell them how you two meet and how you fall in love with him - as if he wasn’t the one down bad - with his arm around your shoulders to keep you close
he trusted them but they can’t touch <3 even in a friendly way
you’re really welcome though, they’re all very interested in you and your life/job
it goes pretty smoothly, even if ness is a little salty
Sae
he’s reluctant to say the least, he knows he won’t see the end of it
you’re amazing, he loves you unconditionally
but you’re so good like that that he knows he will have to deal with them asking how you’re doing and he doesn’t like it
he says yes anyway, and one day he brings you with him at an unofficial meeting
they’re so shocked but happy to see you in real life (you’re on his lock screen) : they want to know everything
sae is a rather intimate person and doesn’t talk much about his personal life so you’re the one who will tell them the cheesy stuff
yes you received death glares, you you still answer them with a big smile
you’re funny, they already really love you and they can’t wait to see you more around

I hope you liked it !