
Too lazy for journaling so here we are
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Bittemoi - Bite Me - Tumblr Blog
I would have died as a tween probably falling off a cliff as my vision went to shit
Lol, here's a fun one: if you had been born in the medieval era and without access to modern medicine, how long would you have lived? If I managed to survive being born (unlikely) I would have died at age 22 from appendicitis :) hbu?

@haletwinsstan I have never felt more understood
“the night is dark and full of terrors” so true bestie
me @ me when i fall too far down the rabbit hole at 4am with cheeto dust on my lips and angsty poetry in my heart
love is the most important thing ever
“Start writing, no matter what. The water does not flow until the faucet is turned on.”
— Louis L'Amour (via quotemadness)
im full of rage and dangerously stupid but god is holding me back by the scruff of my neck like a kitten
And people wonder why tumblr has such a bad rep omfg let people do what they want. Yall would crucify anyone who teased you for reading books but then say shit like this. The problem isn't whether or not a person reads books the problem is not being able to just let people pursue their own hobbies and interests like damn
i wish it was socially acceptable to say "you don't read books so you're a dick" and walk away from the conversation.

This is the Dog of Protection.
Reblog and you’ll never be forced to reblog anything you don’t want to ever again!
My mind read it like "i'm so sorry they said that i do give a fuck about you" instead of "i'm so sorry they said that, i do give a fuck about you" and i guess that sort of proves op's point lmaooooo
oxford comma baby i’m so sorry they said that about you i do give a fuck about you
Can we please stop associating being a good person with how much you're willing to suffer in silence for other people? You can be a kind person and still say "no, I don't have the time/energy to help you with that." You can be a kind person and still say "this makes me uncomfortable, please stop." You can be a kind person and still say "I disagree and here's why." You can be kind and still say "I'm not okay with this." Being kind is about treating people with kindness and respect, not about being the human equivalent of a doormat!

25-35 is such a weird fucking age because you’re 100% a bread-and-butter Standard Edition Millennial but the cool teens are like “ok boomer” because you have a Real Job but the actual Boomers at your job are like “I’m not going to listen to a literal fucking child” as they download 16 self-replicating viruses and meanwhile the Gen Xers are telling you to refinance a mortgage for a house you don’t have and you’re sitting there at the Adults Table with the pretty tasty casserole you cooked because you’ve finally figured out how to do that now but everyone is eating the Boomer’s store-bought macaroni instead and admittedly they do sort of taste similar so it probably wasn’t worth all the trouble of cooking from scratch and you’re trying to comfort the freshly-graduated sobbing 22-year-old next to you because she just woke up here and doesn’t know where she is but you have like maybe 5k dollars in a savings account labelled RETIREMENT that grows approx. twelve cents a year and you keep eating dry macaroni while smiling incomprehensibly and periodically blacking out like ??????????
Trump going down as the only president in U.S. history to be impeached twice just feels right

the united states is cursed and i would betray this country for a cold glass of water but one thing i’ll never do is pass up an opportunity to make fun of british people

Georges Hobeika // Couture, Spring/Summer 2018
“my child is fine” your child is estranged from their own native language
Everyone's mad at bitch mcconnell rightfully right now but also it was the democrats who overruled bernie sanders filibuster of the defense bill which was the only leverage they had, they just entirely gave up fighting for u so they could hand the military industrial complex yet another practically blank check ...