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Bitchystxrk3000 - I’m Just A Kid From Staten Island
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Nat: *walks into the kitchen, ignoring everyone*
Wanda: Hey, Nat, how was your day?
Nat: *picks up an onion and bites into it, staring at Wanda* Hell.
Y/N, watching this unfold: *whispers* Who hurt you?
Peter: Your lover doesn't have the mental strength to caramelize onions.
Y/N: Your lover thinks it takes 5-10 minutes to caramelize onions.
MJ: Who's fucking caramelizing onions? Have you sociopaths forgotten that apples exist?
Ned: Do you think caramelizing onions is putting caramel on onions.
Wanda: All in all, a 100 successful trip.
Y/N: But we lost Pietro.
Wanda: All in all, a 100 successful trip!
Loki: What’s your biggest fear?
Steve: That I’ll never be good enough for anyone.
Stephan: Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back.
Peter: Zombies.
Steve: ...
Stephan: ...
Peter: BUT they can open doors.
Y/N: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of make up if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.
Peter: Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes.
Loki: Self care is stealing someones birthday cake just to eat the frosting.
Peter: If you touch my birthday cake I’ll make you eat your hands.