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DD—30—She/Her. Here for all the fanfic. It’s not a problem, it’s a passionate hobby 😅 Occasional writer? It’s a work in progress in itself✨Masterlist✨

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GO READ THIS SHIT!!!!!!!! This Is One Of My Very Bestest Of Friends On This Whole Entire Planet! She

GO READ THIS SHIT!!!!!!!! This is one of my very bestest of friends on this whole entire planet! She occasionally likes to write about her life.

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Series

White Trash Demons(Also a link to my AO3)

Chapter One

Chapter Two

Chapter Three

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1 year ago

I’ve been waiting to see when this story was complete 😍😍😍 can’t wait to start it!

Five Days - A Joel Miller Series

Five Days - A Joel Miller Series
Five Days - A Joel Miller Series

Summary: Joel Miller comes back into your life unexpectedly after a gap of thirty years, and stirs up all kinds of memories and longing. Now, as you're stationed on an outpost for five days alone with the man you stupidly let go of all those years ago, you have a chance to confront him about your past life together and all the things you wished you’d said and done.

But Joel’s different now, and you know you need to tread carefully. Joel Miller is not the same man you once knew in another life.

A slow burn romance set in the post apocalyptic world, approx. twenty or so years after the initial Cordyceps outbreak.

Pairing: Post-Outbreak Joel Miller x MatureF!Reader (No name or physical description of reader. However reader is of a similar age range as Joel; in her late forties/early fifties. Joel is slightly older at 56.)

Mostly told from reader's POV, but you get Joel’s thoughts occasionally too. I've also introduced some of my own original characters along the way. 

Word Count: 40k approx. Each chapter varies in length as this is a multi-chapter novella.

Scoville Smut Rating:🌶️🌶️🌶 “You tell me I'm doing well, and then, you try to kill me.” 

Check out my Scoville Smut Ratings here.

Eventual Smut - Sloooow burn romance. Joel being his grumpy ass self. Hot smut eventually occurs. Unprotected PIV (wrap up, folks!) fingering/oral sex, both giving and receiving/love making/mild dirty talk. All the good stuff.

Triggers - Feelings of angst, unrequited love. Depression/trauma. Mentions of death/violence/suicide attempts (failed)/pining/longing. Use of guns. Attacks by infected. Mentions of blood/injury/gore/wounds. Descriptions of panic attacks.

NSFW. MINORS DNI! OVER 18’s ONLY. YOU ARE SOLELY RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT YOU READ. ☝🏻Don’t come at me; you’ve been plenty warned. 

Author’s Note: I hope you enjoy reading this lil’ angsty/romance story of mine with our favourite contractor, Joel Miller. 

Those who expressed interest to be tagged will be added onto each chapter.

☝🏻New chapters will be posted on Sundays.

Enjoy! 🖤

Five Days - A Joel Miller Series
Five Days - A Joel Miller Series

Ch 1 - The Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse

Ch 2 - Lucky Charms

Ch 3 - The Goose To His Maverick

Ch 4 - Hello Fate? Are You There?

Ch 5 - Loser

Ch 6 - Day One: Passing Time

Ch 7 - Day One/Two: Endure And Survive

Ch 8 - Day Three: Thunder

Ch 9 - Day Three: Punching Glitter

Ch 10 - Day Four: Old Habits

Ch 11 - Day Five: Look For The Light

MAIN MASTERLIST

Ch 12 - When We Were Young

Bound - A Five Days Christmas Drabble 🎄

Five Days - A Joel Miller Series

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1 year ago

🤣😂🤣😂 I mean, I get it Dorthy

Today I'm Feeling Like Dorthy
Today I'm Feeling Like Dorthy

today i'm feeling like dorthy


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1 year ago

Read… just go read everything on this list 😍 You won’t regret it

STORY MASTERLISTS!

STORY MASTERLISTS!

Something to Fight For Series (COMPLETE)

For readers 18+ only please!

summary:

After a disastrous blind date you decide to stay away from the miserable Joel Miller forever. The only problem is your best friend Maria is dating his brother and their construction company has been hired to renovate where you work. In an effort to support your friend, you’re thrust into the unwanted job of babysitting Joel’s young daughter one night. As time goes on you’re not expecting to find a confidant in Joel Miller but when you do, you wonder how you ever survived without him.AU LOU universe with no outbreak. A slow burn slice of life love story with smut.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6

Part 7

Part 8

Part 9

Part 10

Part 11

Part 12

Part 13

Part 14

Part 15

Part 16

Part 17

Part 18

Part 19

Part 20

Part 21: Epilogue

Vignette #1 - After the Holiday Party

Vignette #2 - Joel Learns to Text

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BRAVO! TAKE A BOW Series

Summary: As a struggling actress you’re amazed when you land a role in an indie film you’re dying to be a part of. What you’re not expecting is to develop feelings for your mega famous and often exasperating co-star Dieter Bravo

1- Audition

2- Chemistry Read

3- Table Read

A Little Sun

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As a PA to megastar and mega man-child Dieter Bravo you've had your fair share of headaches. Getting accidentally pregnant with his baby however takes the cake, especially when he offers to pay you to be his surrogate. You just weren't expecting to fall in love with him along the way. (plot prompt inspired by 'Daddy Dieter' by @absurdthirst on Ao3 - read their story, its really wonderful!)

First Trimester

Second Trimester

Third Trimester

Post Partum

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CODE BROKEN Series (COMPLETE)

For 18+ Readers only!

"You broke into my house," Joel says moving his gaze from your eyes back down to your mouth as his wide hand grazes his belt buckle. "Moved my shit around. Least you could do is be polite." You only wanted to pull a silly prank on your neighbor, Joel. Who could have seen it ending up like this? [AU where Joel Miller ends up in Jackson City by himself.]

Part 1: Go your Own Way

Part 2: The House of the Rising Sun

Part 3: Tainted Love

Part 4: I will Survive

Part 5: Total Eclipse of the Heart

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Losing our Minds Together

For readers 18+ only please!

summary:

As an artist by trade it's only natural that you'd agree to give your young neighbor Ellie drawing lessons. You just weren't counting on her stoic father Joel Miller getting under your skin... or becoming your muse. [AU LOU universe with no outbreak. A slow burn slice of life love story with smut, romance and more.]

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

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Dare to Surrender (COMPLETE)

for 18+ readers only!

summary: “First to come loses.” You can’t stand Javier Pena but when Steve Murphy makes an off-hand remark that gets both you and Javier’s competitive sides going, there’s no telling how far you’ll go.

Part 1

Part 2

Part 3

Part 4

Part 5

Part 6

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So Much to Lose

For readers 18+ only please!

summary:

Newly settled into Jackson city and forced to go on patrols with the miserable Joel Miller sets off a chain of events and encounters that have you questioning everything, including your own heart. note: Featuring Dark!Joel

Chapter 1 : Patrols

Chapter 2: The Doe

Chapter 3: You Make the Rules, Remember?

Chapter 4: Lessons

Chapter 5: Home for Dinner

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Please, Mister Miller?

for 18+ readers only!

Summary: After being dumped by your longtime college bf, your roommate Sarah Miller invites you to her hometown for the holidays. There you meet her dad and decide you need to know if he’s as good in bed as he looks. (General warnings: Infidelity and unprotected p in v)

Please, Mr. Miller?

Movie Night with Mr. Miller

Mr Miller's shortbread

Lights with Mr. Miller

Running Errands with Mr. Miller

Goodbye Mr. Miller

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Daddy Morales

for 18+ Readers only!

Summary: A distraught Frankie drives you home after babysitting. You cheer him up.... and then you keep cheering him up all over town. (General warnings: Infidelity and Daddy kink)

Part 1 - Drive Home

Part 2 - Pit Stop

Part 3 - No More

Part 4 - Too Late

Part 5 - The BBQ

ONE SHOTS

Say, Thank You. [Dave York x F!Reader] (Rated 18+)

After driving you home from babysitting his kids, Dave York has a proposition for you that you just can’t refuse.

A Secret Kind of Pain [Frankie Morales x f!reader](rated 18+)

Poker night over at Benny’s tests the amazing burgeoning relationship you have been hiding with Frankie Morales.

FALLING IN LOVE

How I imagine these characters fall in love. Rated: G

Joel Miller

Javier Peña


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1 year ago

I hate belts with a passion!

Pedro 'I fucking hate belts and will undo them whenever I can in between recordings' Pascal

That's it, that's the post.

Pedro 'I Fucking Hate Belts And Will Undo Them Whenever I Can In Between Recordings' Pascal

Narcos S3 shoot

Pedro 'I Fucking Hate Belts And Will Undo Them Whenever I Can In Between Recordings' Pascal
Pedro 'I Fucking Hate Belts And Will Undo Them Whenever I Can In Between Recordings' Pascal

Triple Frontier shoot

Pedro 'I Fucking Hate Belts And Will Undo Them Whenever I Can In Between Recordings' Pascal
Pedro 'I Fucking Hate Belts And Will Undo Them Whenever I Can In Between Recordings' Pascal

The Last Of Us set, gif by @a7estrellas)

I know there have to be more pictures like this out there - please feel free to rb with additions.


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1 year ago

I really like this idea! ❤️

I've Set This Blog Up To Gather Positive Stories In The Pedro Fandom.

I've set this blog up to gather positive stories in the Pedro fandom.

I've heard so many lovely stories of friendship being built through a shared love of Pedro, of Pedro being a light in the dark and his wonderful characters providing comfort.

Tag me, inbox me, or email me at [email protected], with all your Pedro stories.


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