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GO READ THIS SHIT!!!!!!!! This Is One Of My Very Bestest Of Friends On This Whole Entire Planet! She
GO READ THIS SHIT!!!!!!!! This is one of my very bestest of friends on this whole entire planet! She occasionally likes to write about her life.
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Series
White Trash Demons(Also a link to my AO3)
Chapter One
Chapter Two
Chapter Three
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I’ve been waiting to see when this story was complete 😍😍😍 can’t wait to start it!
Five Days - A Joel Miller Series


Summary: Joel Miller comes back into your life unexpectedly after a gap of thirty years, and stirs up all kinds of memories and longing. Now, as you're stationed on an outpost for five days alone with the man you stupidly let go of all those years ago, you have a chance to confront him about your past life together and all the things you wished you’d said and done.
But Joel’s different now, and you know you need to tread carefully. Joel Miller is not the same man you once knew in another life.
A slow burn romance set in the post apocalyptic world, approx. twenty or so years after the initial Cordyceps outbreak.
Pairing: Post-Outbreak Joel Miller x MatureF!Reader (No name or physical description of reader. However reader is of a similar age range as Joel; in her late forties/early fifties. Joel is slightly older at 56.)
Mostly told from reader's POV, but you get Joel’s thoughts occasionally too. I've also introduced some of my own original characters along the way.
Word Count: 40k approx. Each chapter varies in length as this is a multi-chapter novella.
Scoville Smut Rating:🌶️🌶️🌶 “You tell me I'm doing well, and then, you try to kill me.”
Check out my Scoville Smut Ratings here.
Eventual Smut - Sloooow burn romance. Joel being his grumpy ass self. Hot smut eventually occurs. Unprotected PIV (wrap up, folks!) fingering/oral sex, both giving and receiving/love making/mild dirty talk. All the good stuff.
Triggers - Feelings of angst, unrequited love. Depression/trauma. Mentions of death/violence/suicide attempts (failed)/pining/longing. Use of guns. Attacks by infected. Mentions of blood/injury/gore/wounds. Descriptions of panic attacks.
NSFW. MINORS DNI! OVER 18’s ONLY. YOU ARE SOLELY RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT YOU READ. ☝🏻Don’t come at me; you’ve been plenty warned.
Author’s Note: I hope you enjoy reading this lil’ angsty/romance story of mine with our favourite contractor, Joel Miller.
Those who expressed interest to be tagged will be added onto each chapter.
☝🏻New chapters will be posted on Sundays.
Enjoy! 🖤


Ch 1 - The Four Horsemen Of The Apocalypse
Ch 2 - Lucky Charms
Ch 3 - The Goose To His Maverick
Ch 4 - Hello Fate? Are You There?
Ch 5 - Loser
Ch 6 - Day One: Passing Time
Ch 7 - Day One/Two: Endure And Survive
Ch 8 - Day Three: Thunder
Ch 9 - Day Three: Punching Glitter
Ch 10 - Day Four: Old Habits
Ch 11 - Day Five: Look For The Light
MAIN MASTERLIST
Ch 12 - When We Were Young
Bound - A Five Days Christmas Drabble 🎄

Read… just go read everything on this list 😍 You won’t regret it
STORY MASTERLISTS!

Something to Fight For Series (COMPLETE)
For readers 18+ only please!
summary:
After a disastrous blind date you decide to stay away from the miserable Joel Miller forever. The only problem is your best friend Maria is dating his brother and their construction company has been hired to renovate where you work. In an effort to support your friend, you’re thrust into the unwanted job of babysitting Joel’s young daughter one night. As time goes on you’re not expecting to find a confidant in Joel Miller but when you do, you wonder how you ever survived without him.AU LOU universe with no outbreak. A slow burn slice of life love story with smut.
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6
Part 7
Part 8
Part 9
Part 10
Part 11
Part 12
Part 13
Part 14
Part 15
Part 16
Part 17
Part 18
Part 19
Part 20
Part 21: Epilogue
Vignette #1 - After the Holiday Party
Vignette #2 - Joel Learns to Text

BRAVO! TAKE A BOW Series
Summary: As a struggling actress you’re amazed when you land a role in an indie film you’re dying to be a part of. What you’re not expecting is to develop feelings for your mega famous and often exasperating co-star Dieter Bravo
1- Audition
2- Chemistry Read
3- Table Read
A Little Sun

As a PA to megastar and mega man-child Dieter Bravo you've had your fair share of headaches. Getting accidentally pregnant with his baby however takes the cake, especially when he offers to pay you to be his surrogate. You just weren't expecting to fall in love with him along the way. (plot prompt inspired by 'Daddy Dieter' by @absurdthirst on Ao3 - read their story, its really wonderful!)
First Trimester
Second Trimester
Third Trimester
Post Partum

CODE BROKEN Series (COMPLETE)
For 18+ Readers only!
"You broke into my house," Joel says moving his gaze from your eyes back down to your mouth as his wide hand grazes his belt buckle. "Moved my shit around. Least you could do is be polite." You only wanted to pull a silly prank on your neighbor, Joel. Who could have seen it ending up like this? [AU where Joel Miller ends up in Jackson City by himself.]
Part 1: Go your Own Way
Part 2: The House of the Rising Sun
Part 3: Tainted Love
Part 4: I will Survive
Part 5: Total Eclipse of the Heart

Losing our Minds Together
For readers 18+ only please!
summary:
As an artist by trade it's only natural that you'd agree to give your young neighbor Ellie drawing lessons. You just weren't counting on her stoic father Joel Miller getting under your skin... or becoming your muse. [AU LOU universe with no outbreak. A slow burn slice of life love story with smut, romance and more.]
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3

Dare to Surrender (COMPLETE)
for 18+ readers only!
summary: “First to come loses.” You can’t stand Javier Pena but when Steve Murphy makes an off-hand remark that gets both you and Javier’s competitive sides going, there’s no telling how far you’ll go.
Part 1
Part 2
Part 3
Part 4
Part 5
Part 6

So Much to Lose
For readers 18+ only please!
summary:
Newly settled into Jackson city and forced to go on patrols with the miserable Joel Miller sets off a chain of events and encounters that have you questioning everything, including your own heart. note: Featuring Dark!Joel
Chapter 1 : Patrols
Chapter 2: The Doe
Chapter 3: You Make the Rules, Remember?
Chapter 4: Lessons
Chapter 5: Home for Dinner

Please, Mister Miller?
for 18+ readers only!
Summary: After being dumped by your longtime college bf, your roommate Sarah Miller invites you to her hometown for the holidays. There you meet her dad and decide you need to know if he’s as good in bed as he looks. (General warnings: Infidelity and unprotected p in v)
Please, Mr. Miller?
Movie Night with Mr. Miller
Mr Miller's shortbread
Lights with Mr. Miller
Running Errands with Mr. Miller
Goodbye Mr. Miller

Daddy Morales
for 18+ Readers only!
Summary: A distraught Frankie drives you home after babysitting. You cheer him up.... and then you keep cheering him up all over town. (General warnings: Infidelity and Daddy kink)
Part 1 - Drive Home
Part 2 - Pit Stop
Part 3 - No More
Part 4 - Too Late
Part 5 - The BBQ
ONE SHOTS
Say, Thank You. [Dave York x F!Reader] (Rated 18+)
After driving you home from babysitting his kids, Dave York has a proposition for you that you just can’t refuse.
A Secret Kind of Pain [Frankie Morales x f!reader](rated 18+)
Poker night over at Benny’s tests the amazing burgeoning relationship you have been hiding with Frankie Morales.
FALLING IN LOVE
How I imagine these characters fall in love. Rated: G
Joel Miller
Javier Peña
I hate belts with a passion!
Pedro 'I fucking hate belts and will undo them whenever I can in between recordings' Pascal
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Narcos S3 shoot


Triple Frontier shoot


The Last Of Us set, gif by @a7estrellas)
I know there have to be more pictures like this out there - please feel free to rb with additions.
I really like this idea! ❤️

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I've heard so many lovely stories of friendship being built through a shared love of Pedro, of Pedro being a light in the dark and his wonderful characters providing comfort.
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