Rugby Dinner >>NOT MINE JUST HOT

Rugby Dinner >>NOT MINE JUST HOT<< credit to Terrance Rettle on youtube

“A man without a belly is like a house without furniture”

— A Lebanese/ Syrian  Proverb (via thefatzone)

Helpful advice!

Getting Fat

I’ve been asked a few times how I managed to get so fat and although I’m not the fattest guy out there, I’m pretty fucking fat… So in case it helps…

Portions

I’m very much a fan of eating tons of McDonalds and feeling incredible massive after and of course you’re gonna gain weight but… the key to consistent weight gain and/ or maintaining your weight is finishing everything on your plate. Don’t leave a thing. Eventually you’ll start to crave more and your portion sizes will increase.

Snacking

Always have some snacks laying about. Doesn’t have to be huge just the odd chocolate bar/ crisps, whatever. And like the portion sizes the more the snack the more you’ll crave and the more your appetite will increase. 

Exercise

Preferably… Don’t. Take the elevator whenever you can and do as little as possible. If you’re one of those healthy fat boys or muscle/ fat gainers who likes the gym always make sure you’re having extra calories to support your workout. 

Upgrading your Kitchen

Again I love anything unhealthy but changing small details in your diet will help with weight gain. Make sure your milk is the highest percentage of fat, use real butter and not margarine. And some ‘healthy’ stuff can be incredibly fattening too. Try nutty granola for breakfast (that stuff is calorific); drink tons of fruit juice. You can actually be a healthy gainer pretty easily…  Or/ and just add a multipack of donuts to your daily routine.

And Your Wardrobe…

Obviously keep your old clothes to try on; to see how much fatter you’ve grown but when I wear clothes that are loose fitting I have a tendency to put on more weight than usual. Whether this is because subconsciously I realise I’m gaining weight and my body slows down or not… Consider buying the next size up or more adjustable clothes. Buy jeans with an elastic waist or a more stretchy kinda of jacket (weather depending); it’s not a bad investment either because you’ll soon fill them out…

Weight Gain Fantasy Scenario #1

One of the weight gain scenarios that's been playing out in my imagination lately is in the realm of "relationship weight gain." It goes like this: I'm in a long-term romantic relationship with a girl, and we've reached the point in our relationship where it's time to meet her family. For some reason I imagine her family lives somewhere in the north-central USA, e.g. Michigan, Wisconsin or Minnesota, like a place fhat gets super cold in the winter. We arrive at her family's home and I meet everyone. I learn that she has, like, five elder brothers who are very protective of their baby sister, and they're all big, strong, fat guys. The youngest brother is the runt, but he's still much fatter than me. Each brother moving up the line is progressively fatter, until I reach the eldest, who's massive. And then I finally meet her father, and he's this gargantuan burly guy with a salt & pepper beard and a baseball cap. We chat for a while, and then my girlfriend goes to the kitchen to help her mother with the meal. That's when the girl's father takes me in close to give me The Talk. He says, "Look, you seem like a nice fella, but if you have any intentions of taking my daughter's hand, you're gonna need to beef up, son. You see her brothers? This family prides itself on the size of our men and their appetites. If you want to be part of this family, you're gonna have to get busy and put some more meat on those bones." I had been thinking that maybe this girl was the one, but k wasn't expecting this! I think about how I can possibly pack on enough weight to be accepted as proper husband material for my girlfriend and her big family. But her youngest brother easily has at least fifty pounds on me. This is gonna be tough. I debate whether or not to talk to my girlfriend about this. On the one hand, maybe she could help me pack on the weight. But on the other hand, are we - am I - ready to make this sort of commitment? I think it's possible that either me or someone else might flesh this out into an actual story. But at this phase, it's just a fantasy...

Feedee asks! ❔🥄

1. Do you have a goal weight?

2. Do you have a weight limit?

3. Where do you jiggle most?

4. Do you have cellulite?

5. Do you have stretch marks?

6. Do you waddle?

7. Do you find it easy to gain weight?

8. What’s sexier, weight or size?

9. Do you enjoy a stuffed belly, or just wish it was fat?

10. Is food sexy or is only fat sexy?

11. Favourite cuisine?

12. Favourite binge food?

13. Do you eat because you love gaining or gain because you love eating?

14. What’s the sexiest food?

15. Do you want to be funnel fed?

16. Into mutual gaining?

17. Do you prefer a skinny feeder or a fat feeder?

18. Would you rather be fatter than your partner or skinnier?

19. Do you like to be on top?

20. Favourite bit of fat for a partner to play with?

21. Into public displays of feedism?

22. What are the sexiest clothes to be fat in?

23. Would you rather be worshipped or teased?

24. Do you enjoy and family reacting to your gain?

25. Do you enjoy strangers reacting to your size?

26. Do you want fat friends?

27. Do you wish you were fatter already, or is it all about the gain?

28. Any aspects of gaining that you’re not a fan of?

29. Most underrated fat body part?

30. More food or better food?

31. Sweet or savoury?

32. Soft feeding or forceful feeding?

33. Even gain or disproportionately fat?

34. Fat with muscle or soft and flabby?

35. Active fatty or lazy fatty?

36. Do you want to stay fit or let yourself go?

37. What is something that surprised you about gaining weight?

38. Have you ever broken furniture?

39. Have you ever burst out of your clothes?

40. Have you ever got stuck in a tight spot?

41. Has your gain brought any new struggles?

42. Do you like to be measured?

43. Being tied up while fed?

44. Are you into squashing?

45. Are you into bloating?

46. Do you burp a lot?

47. How messy are you?

48. Do you wish everyone was fat, or would that make it less exciting?

49. If you are what you eat, what have you been eating?

50. Ask anything!

Hmmm...prolly better than going to Burger King and eating for three!

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