Todoroki Is REALLY Good At Hiding Things Because Of His Childhood. He Always Hid The Candies That Natsuo

todoroki is REALLY good at hiding things because of his childhood. he always hid the candies that natsuo and fuyumi snuck him so his dad wouldn’t find them. but no one in his class knows this. so one year kirishima’s like, hey todoroki man would you hide a few eggs for the easter egg hunt? and todo’s like yeah sure but internally he’s like what the FUCK is an easter egg. so he just takes all the eggs out of the fridge but leaves the cartons so bakugou is pissed when he tries to make breakfast the next morning lmao. anyway todoroki hides all those fucking eggs. everywhere. he finds a lamp no one ever uses and replaces the lightbulb with an egg. he puts one inside the toilet tank. he even manages to slip one inside bakugou’s room. the easter egg hunt happens and no one finds any eggs. not even one. kirishima is like oh maybe todoroki forgot, whatever. everyone forgets about it. anyway a week later the entire dorm smells like rotten eggs and shit. kirishima is like. oh my gosh. but he doesn’t say anything about it. neither does todoroki. four months later, in the middle of quirk history class, an egg falls out of aizawa’s scarf. everyone is silent. kirishima dares to peek at todoroki but todo doesn’t even blink. he’s just like, you told me to hide the eggs

So I finally built a three-tiered Alien Containment in my Subnautica main base and have been hatching eggs. And I put in a really cool multi-colored egg that I couldn’t remember where I’d found it.

And it turned out to be a crabsquid.

It was tiny and obv. not aggressive (since I’d hatched it from an egg), thankfully, but it kept freaking me out every time I went into the containment tank, so I decided to… free it.

“It’s not aggressive,” I said to myself as I carried the foot-long crabsquid outside into the safe shallows. “And it’s tiny anyway.”

Apparently, when you release a tank-grown creature they uh, they grow immediately to full size.

So now there’s a 2-meter crabsquid roaming the safe shallows right outside my base, making its creepy noises and being generally horrifying. But it’s not attacking anything so… okay whatever. I feel a small affection for it because it’s not hostile and I’m all its ever known.

Some time later though, I hear the crisp, terrifying sounds of an electric nova, and I book it outside to find my dumb fucking crabsquid trying to take down my empty prawn suit.

And that is the story of how I had to take my repulsion cannon and yeet my poor tame crabsquid all the way to the grand reef like I was skipping rocks.

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Why is he so frigging cute

winter ginga doodles :P

I like this concept!

nile growing his hair out…?

Here is the actual dialogue

Chris: Ginga, position me as the ‘Witch’

Chris: You’re destined to defeat someone who knows magic better than me. I know I’m not the real deal, but try to position me as the ‘Witch’

Ginga: No way Chris, that’s impossible–(sfx: Ack!)

Ginga: What was that for?!

Kyoya: Just do as he says you idiot

Text: Your fate can’t be changed…

Sfx: screaming

Madoka: If that’s what you want, my lullaby, then so be it

Helios: Madoka?!

Kyoya: O-oi, look at the sky!

Chris: This is not good, the Witch has begun to curse the world!

Kyoya: Curse you say?!

Sfx: Ugh

Ps: Release me from this pain pls