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he is so proud. he finished making all those by himself. would you accept his generous offer, and try one?

I live for this.

some say that ham was born on an island... in the sun. (this is what happens when you give a person free will)

I NEED X WITCH!READER

I keep searching it up, but every time I find a fic that portrays a reader as a witch, THEY FUCKING GROWS FLOWERS LIKE 👏 THAT! I want a reader that gets up at 12 to put moonwater on the Character's window and proceed to stink the house out with lavender. Not someone who makes fictional potions.

People, I need a modern witch fic fast. I'm going CRAZY- Have a nice night <3

Jareth sitting alone in the throne room while all the goblins are partying in Sarah’s room bc he wasn’t invited

Your One Last Time: sO oNE laSt TimE I NeeD TO be ThE oNe tO tAKe YoU hoME My One Last Time: ONELASTTIMEE HAVEADRINKWITHME ONELASTTIMEE

Uhmmm.... I can deal with this ig?

💯🙏💛🟨👍

“And God forbid you three reproduce”

has to be the funniest line i’ve heard in a long while xdxdxd

Okay I thought of a thing...

Ya know the song The Passenger by Iggy Pop?

Ya know Creepypasta?

Well, I was in the car when this song came on, and I thought 'This song fits with them'

SO PLEASE SOMEONE MAKE A FIC OR SMTH BC I WANNA MAKE A FILM ABOUT THEM WITH THAT SONG💀

(That was the first time i listened to it)

how does tumblr even work do you just like talk to yourself until people are like "i like this one"

Happiness Will Come To You.

no U are not anyones “yandere girlfriend” you are a white girl with cat ear headphones who calls herself mizaki chan

Like little children.

please spread this so that it can actually be funny instead of just 1 person voting

Sucks that "sleeping together" refers to sex. Sometimes a fella just wants to snooze with a pal.

I am now complete

Hazbin Hotel Ep 5- Dad Beat Dad

Howl Pendragon Headcanons🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿

I am Welsh myself, so when I found out he was Welsh also, I was screaming. Plus one of his last names is Jenkins which is a common Welsh last name🤷. Anyways, onto the headcanons!

-He is very bratty. You could say no to something like passing him something, and he can sulk for hours. But a kiss helps him feel better.

-He's kind of like Sarah from labyrinth, because when a teeny tiny thing doesn't go his way, his immediate response is "It's not fair!".

-When he was younger, he used to play rugby. And there are just pictures in his room of him with his rugby team back then. Which is adorable.

-He loves anything to do with fashion, I mean have you seen his clothes? He also really likes shiny jewellery like earrings and necklaces.

-Howl likes girls that are pretty and kind, not girls that are pretty and rude to people. It might be obvious to the film version of Howl, but the book version would just have a non-feeling fling with a woman.

-Howl likes makeup. Most mornings before he has to leave, you help him with a tiny bit of mascara and eye shadow.

-He lets you borrow some of the many pins, badges and lamps he has.

-When he gets drunk, his hangovers are the worst. You're constantly giving him cuddles and kisses while he overreacts per usual.

-Sometimes, you guys go to Wales to visit his sister and her family.

SORRY THIS IS SHORT BUT IT WAS DIFFICULT WRITING FOR THIS MAN <3

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

Results From Poll

Howl Pendragon headcanons! That will be up soon, but probably in a few days.

P.s. I was thinking about one of Howl's last names (Jenkins), and I thought that sounded like a Welsh last name. I then found out that he is actually Welsh a week or so later.💀

Dating Howl Jenkins Would Include

NOTE: This is based on the book by Diana Wynne Jones, but there are no gifs for that

Will never tell you that he’s courting you

Just sets his sights on you and the pandemonium begins

It’s a very nice pandemonium though

He finds excuses to visit you and be around you - problems that require your experience, everlasting colds that only you can tend to, social events you have to attend because you’re the only person who could possibly talk to the nobel de jour for him

Also gifts - endless, endless gifts

The gifts vary a lot in type and delivery

anything you mention needing, anything of yours that looks worn gets replaced, anything he just thinks is pretty

Sometimes they’re wrapped up decoratively and in fancy ways and delivered by expensive messenger

Sometimes he just barges in and replaces things, dancing around all your objections

He is also a master at getting you gifts he want though - its not on purpose, exactly, its just that he is very confident in his tastes and it never occurs to him that you might think otherwise

Depending on how much of a nuisance you find him, and how oblivious/aware you are, you may not realise this is courting - you may just think it’s howl antics as usual

The first time he admits that he’s interested is when someone else flirts with you

If you’re not interested in them, he makes a big show of putting an arm around you and calling you sweetheart and kissing the top of your head

If you seem like you might be interested he gets all injured and sulky and “how can you have another fella with all the attention I’ve been giving you?”

You’ll have to be the first to actually confirm that you’re interested in him, and when you do he’ll act like it’s all your idea and a bad one

But he’ll also be laughing about it so you’ll know that it’s alright

After the official courting begins, dates are next level - completely extravagant and wonderful (and only a little disaster prone)

He definitely teaches you magic if you want, and loves showing off

Specifically tries to teach you “romantic” spells, like the ones he uses to beautify himself but will cave and teach you useful spells if you ask - though usually bargins for a kiss

Speaking of kisses - they are as varied as Howls mood

He’ll kiss you as often as he thinks he can get away with, depending on your mood and always for as long as he can

But there are also quick, excited kisses to your cheek/forehead/crown/lips if he gets an idea - or if you do

King of sleepy morning kisses to entice you to sleep in

Needy kisses if you haven’t been spending enough time with him

Kisses just to embarass Michael

Doesn’t actually kiss you much in public - he’ll joke that it’s about protecting his image if you ask him directly

That’s kind of true, but not in the obvious way - he doesn’t care if no one thinks he’s a flirt anymore, but he is a little embarrassed about just how gone for you he is and knows he can’t hide it when he kisses you

Hugs do happen in public though - has his arm around you shoulder often, or a hand on your arm if he can’t

Loves to hug you and pick you up twirling you around, although again that tends to be a bit private

Calcifer sees all of course, and makes cheeky comments whenever possible

But you get along with calcifer, of course, and just comment right back - or shove the frying pan on him

He takes you to Wales eventually

He slithers out of it for a long time, and even when he does he pretends he doesn’t want to

But secretly he’s pleased because he does love his sister and her family and he wants to show them he can find a nice person to be with

You of course get caught up in every hare brained scheme he comes up with

But he’s pretty good at making up for it one way or another (not that you ever really mind)

Its never dull, but he does love you wholeheartedly

You just have to learn his language

I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?