Jareth Headcanons (X Reader)

Jareth Headcanons (X Reader) 🔮

Just some fluffy headcanons about the goblin king from Labyrinth.

-He likes when you hold him in owl form. Your just walking with people looking at you, because you just have a barn owl in your arms like it's nothing. He makes cute owl noises that you love.

-You guys can talk for hours in the morning after waking up. In the labyrinth, he's been lonely and had no one to talk to apart from goblins before you entered the Labyrinth. So it's nice for him to socialize.

-You cuddle on his throne with him all the time. You could be walking past the throne room and he just says "Sit here with me, darling.". He is really touch starved, so every moment with you is precious.

-He's protective. Period. Sometimes when people get very touchy with you, he tips them in the bog of eternal stench without hesitation. On a scale of jealousy, he's about a 8/10.

-He really dislikes the goblins. It's funny watching the goblins getting kicked in the air or told to shut up. Anyone probably would have done the same.

-You guys slow dance in the night. You don't really know how to dance so he tries to teach you often. When you have a ball, it's quite nice dancing with your husband.

-Overall, He is a very loving person and would do anything to fulfill your every need. No one has wanted to stay with him in the labyrinth so when you decided to stay with him, he was quite shocked to say the least. But when you open up to each other, it's the best marriage you could ask for.

Magic Dance by David Bowie | Lyrics (Movie Ver)

I just love Labyrinth and I want to put the lyrics on here because i'm bored <3

(Jareth)

You remind me of the babe

(Goblin)

What babe?

(Jareth)

Babe with the power

(Goblin)

What power?

(Jareth)

Power of voodoo

(Goblin)

Who do?

(Jareth)

You do

(Goblin)

Do what?

(Jareth)

Remind me of the babe

Quiet! A goblin babe!

(Laughter)

Well?

(More laughter)

I saw my baby, crying hard as babe could cry. What could I do?

My baby's love had gone and left my baby blue, nobody knew!

(Goblins and Jareth)

What kind of magic spell to use?

(Goblins)

Slime and snails. Or puppy dogs tails. Thunder or lightning.

(Jareth)

Then baby said,

(Everyone)

Dance magic dance. Dance magic dance

Put that baby spell on me

Jump magic jump. Jump magic jump.

Jump that magic, jump on me.

(Goblin)

Slap that baby, make him pee!

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(Spoken by Jareth)

In nine hours and twenty-three minute, you'll be mine!

(Sung)

I saw my baby, trying hard as babe could try. What could I do?

My baby's fun had gone, and left my baby blue. Nobody knew!

(Goblins and Jareth)

What kind of magic spell to use?

(Goblins)

Slime and snails. Or puppy dogs tails. Thunder or lightning.

(Jareth)

Then baby said,

(Everyone)

Dance magic dance. Dance magic dance.

Put that baby spell on me

(Goblins)

Slap that baby, make him free!

(Everyone)

Jump magic jump. Jump magic jump.

Jump that magic, jump on me.

(Goblins)

Slap that baby, make him free!

(Everyone)

Dance magic dance. Dance magic dance.

Dance magic dance. Dance magic dance.

Jump magic jump. Jump magic jump

Put that baby spell on me

*puts a little hat on it and passes it to the next person*

hey bro hit this *passes you a caterpillar in a leaf*

Youtube captions are hopeless.

I Dare You, Asshole! | Billy Hargrove x Fem! Reader

Summary: You and your boyfriend go to a party, and some boys won't leave you alone. Luckily, Billy is there to save the day.

Tw: Swearing, Jason, alchohol, one mention of being high

Also, Billy and Max don't live with Neil.

Make sure to listen to the song Cherry Bomb by The Runaways

You and Billy had been together for a while now. It's been about a year and a half, which most people were surprised that Billy could go so long without breaking a few hearts.

Boys were everything but thrilled about it. You had the reputation of being 'The Hot Freak' just because you played a fantasy, roleplaying game. God, people could be so stupid and stuck up.

You met Billy when you and the party went to Max's house. Billy was aware that they were coming, and her older friend was coming, but thought it was going to be Harrington or some shit. Oh boy he was wrong.

You were smart, funny in your own way, obviously good looking and kind. You guys talked most of the time while babysitting the kids, and you got really close with each other.

And magically, one and a half years later, your in a proper relationship.

Timeskip to the present

You and Billy arrived to the party as you were absolutely dreading this. You hated parties because you had to be around people you hated, for example: Carol, Tina, Tommy etc.

"You okay?" Billy asked as you nodded with a sigh. You both got out of the car and walked in. It was worse than listening to Dustin and Suzie singing never ending story. Now that's saying a lot.

Billy had left with his so called friends as you tried to look for yours. Spoiler alert, you didn't find them. Instead, you got a drink. With a shit load of vodka. The only thing keeping you alive.

You did eventually see Jeff and Gareth most likely looking for a high Eddie. As you were looking around trying to spot anyone you could bare, your eyes landed on a very drunk Jason looking at you. Oh shit you thought as he came towards you.

"Hey beautiful," He slurred as you backed away from the jock.

"Can you please go away." You said straight to him.

"Ohh I like feisty ones." He said, making you internally cringe. This time he backed you up against the wall. You were worrying as your eyes scanned for your boyfriend.

"Get off of me you prick!" You yelled as he touched you. Your worry got cut short as you felt a pair of hands wrap protectively around your waist.

"Touch her again I dare you, Asshole!" Your boyfriend yelled at him. Jason knew what Billy was capable of so, he ran out the back door in fear. "Are you okay?" Billy asked you, frantically checking if you were alright.

"m'fine. Can we go home please?" You asked him, you knew you were gonna have to drive, because you did know that he did that keg stand.

"Okay c'mon." He said leading you to his car. He handed you the keys, having done this multiple times that he knows the routine. You guys went back to his place and into his room, as he flops down on the bed. You had convinced him to change into different clothes to go to sleep. You flopped down next to him and cuddled into his chest, preparing for his hangover in the morning.