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Me: damn, Valastor week is in two days, and I have nothing ready. I should work on it

My mind: yeah but what about V-TOWER ICE CREAM

Me: DAMN A V-TOWER ICE CREAM

Just playin around with body headcanons for the deerboy 🩷

Found an old relationship dynamics post and realized half of them could be staticmoth

Valentino performs a magic trick

I just reada really good fic but halfway through I realized "oh shit this is really familiar.... didn't I write something like this once?" And as I kept reading I kept predicting what happened next and the further I went the more convinced I was that they'd ripped off my story-

like, copied the ENTIRE plot and re-written it, just better than I had? The characters were more fleshed-out than mine were, and the POV was more interesting, and the pace made more sense- but it was MY STORY?

So close to the end I was like "holy shit.. do I message them? Ask if my story inspired theirs? Should I be angry? Flattered?" Cause their tags and description didn't mention me AT ALL, which, sure, it's fanfiction to begin with, but if you're using my work than at least credit me as inspo, right? Just to be courteous?

But I get to the end of the final chapter, and it's not finished, and I'm kind of disappointed cause I never finished my story and I was really immersed in their version now and had been looking forwards to seeing how they tied up my loose ends- so I scroll to the bottom to leave a comment, and.

It's MY URL.

IT WAS MY STORY THE WHOLE TIME.

THE ONE *I WROTE*.

In *2013*.

And FORGOT ABOUT

BECAUSE I WAS SO INSECURE ABOUT MY SLOPPY, SHALLOW, AMETEUR WRITING

And I'm just sitting here now staring into space thinking about every shitty story I've ever written now like

IT WAS ALL GOOD?

IT WAS GOOD THIS WHOLE DAMN TIME??

I'M A GOOD WRITER?????

Blueberry sharks 🫐🦈

Pushing up daisies where the sun don't shine

I don't think so.... 😔😔

🚨VARK ALERT🚨 Look how precious he is!!! No one has drawn him before, and I'm dying. The cuteness overload has me in its clutches. Send help. 🥹

FANART FOR MODULATION MISSTEPS CHP 20

I absolutely loved the new chapter, and I HAD TO DRAW VARK AHH!

I cannot get enough of this fanfic!!

(I definitely did not do everything I could to avoid drawing Vox’s face 😍)

I made some fanart for Chapter 20 and made a tumblr acc specifically so you could see lol :3 I have it posted :D

I am ZOOMING over there to see! >:D

honestly never get tired of writing vox with weird obsessive feelings about wanting to keep alastor locked up in a birdcage or whatever because i just really think he was the type of kid to put bugs in jars, forget to poke holes in the lid, and then be devastated. and in that regard he has never grown up. alastor on the other hand never appreciates anything until it's already dead

based on this silly little comment on discord:

Just having fun drawing outfits for that dumbass TV ~

Might do more later, i have more ideas

Gentlemen.

I’m gonna be honest, I don’t know how this one happened. I found 4 hazbin fan songs and cycled through them for 3 hours and zoned out until it was almost finished (plus some tweaking the next morning).

And then I thought, "what if it moved".

And that’s how I ended up in Blender.

The 4 amazing songs that kept me up during this insanity:

"WELCOME TO HELL!" by McGwire

"WE’LL BE RIGHT BACK!" by McGwire x ASTRSK*

"Good Ones go to Heaven" by FabvL

"Turn The Volume Up" by RUSTAGE ft. McGwire

The tentacles were remade from scratch and I had a little fun with shaders.

I swear if I didn’t have to make a whole game environment by mid-June I’d already be making a 3D Alastor, despite the fact that I hate making 3D characters. But, oh, that’s what they invented summer for.

#RadioStaticWeek Day 5 (again!): Rain ☔️

A romantic opportunity ruined by ego

Some past voxal for the soul bc this Sunday has been no bueno 👎

Another commission for @/hashbrownwut ! Thank you again, this was a joy to work on 💕❤️

Memories of you

Unable to finish full pieces, but still wanted to draw something from After the tower fell AU ! Technically later in the timeline, but who said I was consistent hsjnsbsjbsbjs

So have when Val and Vox find each other again ~

I know everyone's already said this, but Vox is so funny because he's quite literally the most competent and professional Vee.

EXCEPT for when it comes to Alastor.

Like, HE’S the one who had to calm down Valentino and keep him from making a scene. (Especially because, yes, it looks bad if they can't control their employees, but - even in hell - it looks even worse if their top pornstar has to be dragged to the studio vs walking in on his own).

Velvette doesn't give a shit about professionalism. Like, Vox wanted to talk to Carmine about Angelic Security, and you think THAT'S how he wanted Velvette to treat her to try to guarantee them working together? Absolutely not.

(Also, Vox being able to immediately turn the tide of the paparazzi harassing him about news that JUST broke? Granted, he did use his hypnosis, but it wouldn't have worked if he didn't immediately come up with something on the fly. He knows how to keep his company running AND looking good, as WELL as being innovative enough to create new things with little to no notice.)

The other two Vees? I would not trust either of them to be the public speaker or the face of the company the way Vox is. Do you think either Velvette or Valentino would have been able to come up with a solution to the moved-up Extermination date in a way that pleased the general public?

But then. Some old timey radio deer shows back up and he immediately breaks down and can't plan for shit.

He sings a silly little song and immediately gets owned to the point he loses power to the entire city.

He plans to break in using a dude they KNOW is incompetent, and his only response when it (obviously) fails is to fucking gamer anon hate with "hahaha kys loser!" and the second he is confronted with Alastor’s face he can't do anything. He doesn't even try a single other thing after this point, cutting his loses entirely.

And THEN he avoids the meeting sending Velvette instead, potentially fucking up their ability to collaborate because he can't handle seeing Alastor.

This bisexual wreck of a television doesn't fucking leave his gamer dungeon once since Alastor is back, doing everything he can to avoid seeing him in real life.

Like, imagine what dealing with Vox is like from Alastor's perspective. HE never sees the professionalism or competence - he ONLY ever gets the pathetic mew-mew Vox!

Alastor is constantly being told how competent Vox is with his company and shit, but the second he's in the same room with him Vox is glitching and can't walk in a straight line without running into a wall or something. If I were Alastor, I'd have fun teasing the television too, because, like, what's wrong with him? It's funny!

Like, does Alastor register that this treatment is only for him, or does he think the rest of hell is pathetic enough to not notice or to just accept it? Does Alastor think Vox is like this all the time, and he's using his hypnosis to make everyone else forget about it?

Vox is just such a funny man, he has one weakness and it's just Alastor - and Alastor isn't even doing anything, he's just nearby minding his own goddamn business, lmao.

Murder husbands! I-i mean... "Partners in Crime"😈

😭

Oh yeah that sad ahh comic i drew based on personal experience

growing up into a killing machine like a good boy

The forever WIP of Vark's redesign for @staticmothhell's and I's setting. Trying to combine elements of original beta form and what he might be in the background already in the show (if he hasn't been written out entirely).

* (not shown here but somewhere in a more recent sketchbook has the front leg fins flipped around for swimming locomotion when legs are pressed against body underwater.)

**(the forever fight when you are an artist who instinctively draws more natural designs VS wanting to draw the fun exaggerated styles but BRAIN STRUGGLE TO COMPUTE)

bonus: freshly hatched/born baby