One Time The Bat Kids Hung Out In The Cave While B Was At A JL Meeting. The Whole Place Was Covered In

One time the bat kids hung out in the cave while B was at a JL meeting. The whole place was covered in pink glitter and silly string by the time they were done. The only person who didn’t have glitter on them was Cassandra, no one knows how.

They don’t even try to clean it and just fr owned it.

Bruce comes back with the JL in tow to a pink, sparkly batcave and almost has an aneurism.

Oliver and Dinah is laughing their asses off and the JL is shocked.

Oliver; remind me to get them Prada for Christmas.

Bruce;…

Nightwing, Red Hood, Red Robin, Robin, Spoiler, Black Bat, and Signal chose that moment to reenter the room.

Oliver; good job!

Hood; thanks uncle arrow!

Hal; what’s wrong with B?

Signal; wait for it.

Bruce; THE BATMOBILE TOO!?!

Bruce; Duke and Cass are my angel children. They tell me everything.

Batkids; glaring.

Cass who never told B she’s died twice and fr has done some of the most insane shit; smiles innocently.

Duke who blew up a warehouse last night and replaced Jason’s grappling gun with a slinky; Thanks B!

Ngl I feel like Cassie is baned from training any one cause it’s traumatizing.

Like they left her alone with Young Justice for an hour and came back to find them all shot and crying in corners while Cass calls them babys.

It isn’t even her fault because that’s how she trained and was going easy.

Green Arrow walks up to Batman in a meeting one day and punches him in the face.

Batman; what was that for?

Green Arrow; pushing me off the swing in 3d grade when it was STILL MY FUCKING TURN!

Batman; that’s what you’re upset about?

Green Arrow; yeah.

Batman; I literally called your mom a wh*re cause she got eaten by lions in front of you.

Green Arrow; well… the swing thing sticks with me more so fuck you.

Green Arrow dramatically storms out of the room while the JL looks at Bats in shock meanwhile Canary is glaring at Batman and Flash fell over laughing.

Why Cassie would be the best Neal Caffery in the Bat family in my opinion;

Dick; would miss his friends and leave

Jason; would blow his cover for fun

Tim; too busy and you do not want in a gov organization

Damian; would stab someone in 2 seconds

Duke; wants to stay in Gotham with family and keep an eye on parents

Steph; would start too much drama so Peter would throw her back in jail

Bruce; figure head of family and has to be seen often

Alfred and Babs; they wouldn’t survive without them

Harley; would get recognized, would get caught right away, would prob kill somebody

Selina; does it for a month before leaving out of boredom

Ivy; sees someone killing a plant and kills them before leaving

Cassie is the best choice cause she was literally trained for anything

Hal; my villain tried to kill me.

Clark; mine tried to take over the world.

Oliver, Barry, and Bruce trying to hold back their laughter.

Diana; what’s so funny?

Barry; one of my villains run purely that he hate I became a hero before him so he ran back in time and killed my mom and is destroying my life.

Oliver; I have one of those too, apparently I hurt their dad or smth so he tried to kill everyone in my life but ended up killing my son’s mother. And my Godfather blew up half the city and killed my bff.

Bruce; my villains blow up the city every other day and kill my kids like once a year.

JL; WHAT!?!?!

Bruce; it’s fine, they come back eventually.

Constantine getting drunk in the corner cause he can see the ghosts of the people he loved.

(Season 5 arrow but he doesn’t kill the first year and Eobard Thawn for Barry).