
*sips coffee* yup... still a shithole
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Just to shout it into the void, I'm terrified of talking to my husband. I feel like I don't get the ability to fully explain myself without doing damage control on his emotions. It makes me sad because I've put my emotions for years on a backburner to deal with his

MANIFEST
MANIFEST
hello, white tumblr user. before you is a serious post by a blogger of color about racism. if you are able to quietly reblog it without adding any bullshit, especially not anything starting with "as a white person-" you will be allowed to go free. the hardest challenge in your entire life begins now
They did it's called Promised Consort Radahn and Miquella
They should add gay sex to From Software games
Right, considering the current state of corporate politics on this site, and that it seems that only those affected seem to be actively speaking on the matter, it is up to I, the only fucking cishet on tumblr, to drag this out to a wider audience.

REBLOG IF YOUR ACCOUNT IS A TRANSFEM SAFE SPACE.
We need to show these higher ups how much we truly value them.




Reblog to kill it faster
I got him

Amazon is being sued by the FTC and 17 states for being an illegal monopoly






tumblr won’t let me reblog this for some reason :/
so I got into grad school today with my shitty 2.8 gpa and the moral of the story is reblog those good luck posts for the love of god
In high school, we had a week where Japanese students would come and learn about our "Midwest culture" (as sensei put it). She was having trouble deciding who to host because the ratio of guys to girls was way off. She was sitting there like, "Can I put this female student with this male student??? No... This one? No... What about Ninomiya-Kun (my Japanese class name)??? No- WAIT, HE'S GAY! PROBLEM SOLVED." damn sensei got my ass

TERFS get NERFED
ok so apparently TERFs believe that when we say something along the lines of "reblog this post to turn everybody trans by 2050" that we're actually serious.
anyway reblog this post to turn everybody trans by 2050
I'd go for two Witch encounters in a century if it meant I got Middle Surgery this second
Things that ARE covered by your Wizard Insurance:
Top Surgery
Bottom Surgery
Witch Encounters (one per century)
Killed By Greg
Middle Surgery (✨ New! ✨)



reblog bocchi the money for a wealthy new year

Hey Google, what do you do when you're in Anacostia for your day job and a very polite Ole black woman says, "Now go on and get out of here, Sonny. This ain't no place for little white boys." And you can do nothing but go "Yes ma'am." Like she initiated my end dialogue.
#organization 13
Legion of Gays Roll Call
The legion of gays is now in session.
It is the purpose of the legion to align our infamous forces against the heterosexual patriarchy, leaving us the rulers of Manhood.

To do this, we have gathered here the 13 most infamous gays in all of faggotry

the sturdy Bottoms:

the perverse mind of the Pigs:

the aging Zaddies and the Jocks

the frenzied PNP gays and Masc4Masc guys

the DL men and the Bears

the Scene Queens and the ever-flexible Versatiles

the feminine yet ferocious Drag Queens and the hideous Twinks

not to mention the brilliant leadership of us, the Tops.

bungus