A Substitute Teacher At My School Attacked A Kid For Not Standing And Doing The Pledge, Even Though We

a substitute teacher at my school attacked a kid for not standing and doing the pledge, even though we don’t have to.

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wait

classy sassy cannibal man

*snerk*

reverse aus,.. tastey,,,, i like the proposed straightforward swap like in this ask but also,,, variations-  like will still flannel as hell but also a snarky incisive recluse psych and hannibal still eccentrically hannibal but also a curious fbi consultant,,, all aus good and valid

Exactly! why do fanfic writers apologise for that, like that is more words that i thought i would be getting? and i get them for FREE!?!?!

Fanfic writers: oh no this story I wrote is going to be much longer than I thought I’m so sorry about all this extra content

Me, vibrating at a frequency audible to dogs about to fucking spam the review box with a whole essay punctuated occasionally by heart emojis: ……..oh no…………

I wanna know how he got stabbed

One of the boys in French class got stabbed and was bleeding and the teacher told him to stop being a drama queen. Fgsjshvd anyone wanna save me from this hell

i woke up at 3am, wrote this, and went back to sleep. apparently 3am me is woke af, but normal me is a dumb bitch