Currently Maybe Possibly Single-handedly Crashing Whatever Servers Eton Hosts Its Archived Student Newspapers

currently maybe possibly single-handedly crashing whatever servers eton hosts its archived student newspapers on because me and a friend are getting obsessed with a single outspoken prefect from 1883

Ahhhh mutuals I have been suckered into helping with a baked sale, any recommendations for things that are popular and cool and hip with the youths???? The only two things I can think of are those cookies that pillsbury sells with the spooky shapes on them. And maybe sunny buddies, the delicious sunflower butter knock off of muddie buddies but I don’t know if people would want to buy that???? Please give me your most Pinterest mom, secret family recipe, popular baked goods requests please I am begging you, thank you so much!

Disappointed to learn that Ark Encounter, the creationist theme park in Kentucky whose primary and by primary I mean only attraction is a replica of Noah's Ark built with public tax incentives & that pitches itself as a field trip destination for public schools, has abandoned their plans to build an "immersive" Plagues of Egypt ride, but delighted to learn the Bible theme park is building a Tower of Babel instead

Making a Pizza John for Pizzamas and my partner suggested I make it on or out of a pizza. I'm not going to make it into a full papercutting because it's a bit of a hat on a hat but the sketch did give me a giggle.

Oh shit I just realized I can post the "Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You" here

SWAM PAST MY OLD JOB TODAY I THINK THEY MISS ME