Bruce: You're Right.

Bruce: You're right.

Clark: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?

Stephanie : *Kicks the door down looking panicked*

Bruce: What did you do?

Stephanie : Nobody died.

Bruce: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!

Harper: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise

Bette: I beg to differ

Harper: Then Beg

Carrie: We need to get through this locked door. Tiffany , give me your credit card.

Tiffany : Here.

Carrie, pocketing it: Thanks. Luke , kick down the door.

Jason Todd holding a bunch of weapons and grenades: you love me Roy?

Roy: normally i’d say yes without hesitation but i feel like i know where this is going and i don’t like it

🦇Bruce Wayne Headcanons 🦇

- Bruce wears reading glasses and puts them on whenever he needs to see something up close, so there’s a good chance if you walk in the bat cave you will see Batman squinting through a pair of cheap reading glasses at the bat computer.

- He smells good, but as he’s gotten older he’s beginning to smell like an old man.

- You cannot tell me Bruce has the loudest ringtone on earth and he stalks his whole family ( Including Red Hood) on Life360.

- “Live Laugh Love”

- He will try to use words to seem hip in front of his kids and it fails horribly. Example:

(Bruce picks Damian up from school)

Bruce: How was your day today, son?

Damian: tch. not too irritating, I guess.

Bruce: That’s very poggers.

Damian: 🤦