I HATE MY NAME

I HATE MY NAME

Okay I have spent the last hour googling what to do when you hate your name and don’t live in a country where you can legally change it.

Let me tell you, most of my co-complainers have no reason to complain. Y'all have perfectly okay names. Stop it. You’re like that kid in art class that always says her pictures are so terrible even though they’re great. What.

Also I need a nickname. After 17 years I finally need one. And the only one I have that wasn’t designed to hurt me sort of reminds me of anorexia.

Fuck my life.

You guys. We had it wrong this whole time.

You know those girls who miraculously seem to always have people throwing themselves at them? Those irritatingly attractive individuals who put the rest of the world to shame?

I know four of them. FOUR. And not a single one is skinny.

Do you realize what that means i guess weight isn’t the most important thing in the world what a shocker turn the earth around please we’ve been lied to