what if incorrect quotes are actually correct and they were just cut out of the official movies
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Peter: Understanding Is So Demeaning, And It's Unfair.
Peter: Understanding is so demeaning, and it's unfair.
Scott: How come, bug-bro?
Peter: Why does it have to be understanding? Why can't it be over-standing? Or top-standing, heck, above-standing! Same with outstanding! Why not in-standing?! Confront?! Why not conback!
Tony: Kiddo, I love the passionate enthusiasm and.. desire for.. erm, equality that you have. However, don't you think that's a bit outrageous—
Peter, affronted: SEE?? WHY NOT INRAGEOUS INSTEAD OF OUTRAGEOUS?!
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Rhodey: You're not, Tones. Trust me.
Tony, sighing in relief: Oh yeah? Guess that means I'm officially a DILF then.
Rhodey: Yeah— wait what?
Tony: A DILF? Devoted Involved Loving Father?
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[S-M;NWH — Interrogation Scene]
Interrogator: We all already know what you did, Mr. Parker.
Peter, biting his lip and looking down:
Interrogator: It's better to admit to them now, it might lessen your punishment.
Peter, sighing: Okay! Okay. You got me. It was me who clogged the toilet last night, but I swear it was an accident, and I tried to fix it, but I just made it worse and it was so embarrassing—
Interrogator:
Tony: I told you! I told you it wasn't me, May!
May: How could've I known?! You're a rich person in a normal apartment, you were more likely to not be used to our bathroom!
Ned: Okay, Peter, let's try this one more time. The topic is personification. The robot was left behind by its' master. How did it feel?
Peter: Happy, because it doesn't like the idea of slavery.
MJ: That's my boy.
Peter: Mr. Stark, can I go ride my bike?
Tony: Do whatever, I'm not your dad.
Also Tony, 2.7 seconds later: Wear your gear, Peter, and not in the streets!