awfulhorrid - I was told there would be bacon.
I was told there would be bacon.

I left, but then I came back. In the time that I was gone, I changed my legal name and my gender presentation. So there. Pronouns: They/ThemWay over 18+, more than 2x.

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There's Nothing I Would Do With A Partner That I Wouldn't Do With A Friend, Although Somethings Might

There's nothing I would do with a partner that I wouldn't do with a friend, although somethings might take a bit longer to create than others. (You know, things like joint bank accounts or listing each other on your medial power of attorney forms.)

Yes, I understand that most people seem to mean sex or activities we consider romantic, but I absolutely don't understand why anyone wouldn't do these with friends.

“there is no platonic explanation for this” yes there is actually! it’s called “being friends”

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