Bake Off Without Mary Berry Is Like Trying To Give A Dolphin A Pedicure - It's Unnatural, Kind Of Cruel,

Bake Off without Mary Berry is like trying to give a dolphin a pedicure - it's unnatural, kind of cruel, and doesn't work very well

Does anyone know why my little brother has started using German names as swear words?

Pls help he just asked me what Wolfgang actually meant

out: Cassandra of Troy speaking in mysterious metaphors and oracle verse

in: Cassandra of Troy talking like uncle Colm from Derry girls so she’s so boring that nobody takes anything in

The Artful Dodger, tumblrfied: "The Duel" 6/?

No one:

Jack outside Belle's house to ask if she wants to help with a surgery (again):