Sometimes A Family Is A New Hire, His Snarky Ex, The Nepotism Hire Desperately Trying To Climb The Ladder,

Sometimes a family is a new hire, his snarky ex, the nepotism hire desperately trying to climb the ladder, the No Fun Allowed manager, the guy who just left for a better job, a tortured IT manager and three text to speech voices from an ancient and incredibly cursed piece software.

cannot get over how ART had one of the most iconic character introductions of all time. in the span of 100 pages and a few weeks, it was like hey. if you mess with me i'll squash you like a bug. check out how i'm 10,000 times more powerful than you. wanna watch tv together? ah FUCK my tv blorbo died. what do you mean you won't tell me all the secrets of your dark past. can i do some surgery on you? do you need me to blow anything up? let me hijack your brain for a couple seconds. ok that went great! here's my number in case you ever need it

do you think he knew how joan of arc felt

(original concept by Nyazsche on twt)

No one wants to work anymore. All kids these days want is to physically transform into animals. Bones cracking, breaking, splintering apart, stitching together into exhilaratingly new shapes. Hair, all kinds hair, various fluids and oils and whatnot. Ragged-lip maws dripping with alien teeth, crowning in teething agony like the birth of an infant god. Gore-streaked visages howling in pagan delight by the pale light of the moon, etc. No work ethic. He who makes a beast of himself takes away the pain of clocking in tomorrow

i cant recall this information without laughing