I Rather Like This One...

I rather like this one...

Besides, it is Eartha Kitt, and I have been informed by my coworkers that she is 'foxy'. If that is what you like... I do think she has an excellent singing voice for this kind of song.

It's rather a nice song, I thought...

Ahem.

I was being... stabbed.

Certainly NOT after making sexual overtures to a member of the enemy team, if that's what you were insinuating.

Just a very ordinary evening of wrestling about in a sniper's nest and winding up in respawn after taking a kukri between the shoulder blades. Perfectly innocent. It was in no way precluded by my placing either of my hands down the Sniper in question's trousers, let alone both my hands.

Honestly, I don't know where you people get these ideas.

... Can I offer you a light?

The delicate interplay of light and shadow...

I'm sorry, I can't discuss artistic merit until after I return from my bunk.

I could be a while.