I Need An Excuse To Escape From Doing My Stuff So Here's This-

i need an excuse to escape from doing my stuff so here's this-

10 notes: i finish studying geography

30 notes

50 notes: i finish my maths hw

60 notes: i start working on Chp 2 of my Helnik Fanfic

70 notes: i finish Chp 2 of the Helnik Fic

85 notes: i post Ch 2 by this week

90 notes: i write a poem (and post it here)?

100 notes

150 notes: i go and shout at the guy (who was my boy bsf but then our sections got changed last yr and he kind of ignored me? i mean i did confront him abt 3-4 times and the nxt 2 weeks or so it would be fine. we basically have a cold war going on at the moment and we are like strangers)

200 notes: ya'll decide my fate

edit: @glassesgirlies uhh oo-okay i accept defeat. my tumblr blew up completely.

i finished half of geography. common atleast i did half of it.

finished maths. yeyyy

started writing chp 2 of the helnik fic

got an idea for the poem...?

illiterate me doing a google search before re-blogging

(i mean hey! i do know 3 languages and partly a 4th language-)

Okay, but….

Who gave Kaz the sex talk?

He was 10 when Jordie died, so clearly not old enough, and I’m pretty sure Jordie had the sense to keep that to himself.

So there’s Kaz Rietveld. 13. Running around the Barrel hearing bits and pieces about things he couldn’t name. And that made him curious. Suddenly he hears “sex” outside of a bar. He walks in, approaches the rather ferocious looking man the voice belonged to and asks what he was talking about. He’s thoroughly annoyed when the man laughs at him, the beer practically sloshing in his belly. Eventually after several threats, he gets an answer. Let’s just say he’s more traumatized than previously before.

Or maybe, there’s Kaz Brekker. Literally seventeen. Jesper’s talking about how he “banged” Wylan in a horribly descriptive way. Of course, Kaz says nothing, but later has to hear from Inej, considering she noticed the disgusted and confused look on his face. The whole time she speaks, Kaz Brekker, the one and only Dirtyhands, Bastard Of The Barrel, is nearly throwing up in his mouth.

*brain explosion*

also complicado should mean complicate right?

mal means bad place? malyen oretsev: badplace oretsov (am sorry but i had to make this-)

also how did we go to spanish from kaz 💀💀

Okay, but….

Who gave Kaz the sex talk?

He was 10 when Jordie died, so clearly not old enough, and I’m pretty sure Jordie had the sense to keep that to himself.

So there’s Kaz Rietveld. 13. Running around the Barrel hearing bits and pieces about things he couldn’t name. And that made him curious. Suddenly he hears “sex” outside of a bar. He walks in, approaches the rather ferocious looking man the voice belonged to and asks what he was talking about. He’s thoroughly annoyed when the man laughs at him, the beer practically sloshing in his belly. Eventually after several threats, he gets an answer. Let’s just say he’s more traumatized than previously before.

Or maybe, there’s Kaz Brekker. Literally seventeen. Jesper’s talking about how he “banged” Wylan in a horribly descriptive way. Of course, Kaz says nothing, but later has to hear from Inej, considering she noticed the disgusted and confused look on his face. The whole time she speaks, Kaz Brekker, the one and only Dirtyhands, Bastard Of The Barrel, is nearly throwing up in his mouth.

IM ALSO 5 FT LMAO

*cries together in 5ft*

WE SUPPORT JESPER!!!

Jesper: I don’t get why mediks only give stickers to kids

Jesper: Like hello i was also brave today?

me who was just sitting idle be like:

worst part? i already have a masterdegree in procrastination 😭😭

tagging: @padfoot-lupin77 @jazsplat @idk-me3333 @ramen8008 @jkriordanverse

On a random day everyone is given a super power based on what they were doing in that moment, people who were reaching for something can now stretch like elastic, people who were running now have super speed. You really wish you were doing something else when it happened…