Saving So I Can Read This When I Am Finally Done With All My Hw And Stuff

saving so i can read this when i am finally done with all my hw and stuff 😭

New part!

Zoya: Genya, help! Zoya: [screenshot] Zoya: Do you know what this is about? Zoya: Or how I can help him?

The real question is who's the main character in the Netflix Series Shadow and Bone? Am I supposed to be multiple characters at once? 💀💀

he's a broken guy and can't afford to lose his best *investment*

“Kaz carried Inej, he’s so strong! So so strong! So strong, so strong, Kaz is sooooo strong!”

y’all.

he BARELY carried Inej, a 5’3 gymnast who weighs probably 130 at MAX

he is not strong. His friend (bc they were FRIENDS at the time) got stabbed and was deathly injured. He is… a weak, malnutritioned Jack skellinton guy with a semi-perma-BROKEN leg

WE SUPPORT JESPER!!!

Jesper: I don’t get why mediks only give stickers to kids

Jesper: Like hello i was also brave today?

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aah-

here's my excuse to finally stop studying

tagging: @padfoot-lupin77 @jazsplat @idk-me3333 @jkriordanverse @ramen8008

your 12th emoji is how you'll die

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*brain explosion*

also complicado should mean complicate right?

mal means bad place? malyen oretsev: badplace oretsov (am sorry but i had to make this-)

also how did we go to spanish from kaz 💀💀

Okay, but….

Who gave Kaz the sex talk?

He was 10 when Jordie died, so clearly not old enough, and I’m pretty sure Jordie had the sense to keep that to himself.

So there’s Kaz Rietveld. 13. Running around the Barrel hearing bits and pieces about things he couldn’t name. And that made him curious. Suddenly he hears “sex” outside of a bar. He walks in, approaches the rather ferocious looking man the voice belonged to and asks what he was talking about. He’s thoroughly annoyed when the man laughs at him, the beer practically sloshing in his belly. Eventually after several threats, he gets an answer. Let’s just say he’s more traumatized than previously before.

Or maybe, there’s Kaz Brekker. Literally seventeen. Jesper’s talking about how he “banged” Wylan in a horribly descriptive way. Of course, Kaz says nothing, but later has to hear from Inej, considering she noticed the disgusted and confused look on his face. The whole time she speaks, Kaz Brekker, the one and only Dirtyhands, Bastard Of The Barrel, is nearly throwing up in his mouth.