Saving So I Can Read This When I Am Finally Done With All My Hw And Stuff

saving so i can read this when i am finally done with all my hw and stuff 😭

New part!

Zoya: Genya, help! Zoya: [screenshot] Zoya: Do you know what this is about? Zoya: Or how I can help him?

Or a stuffed toy shaped like a girl with knife

*Whenever anybody misses Jesper at the Sat*

Kaz: Don’t cry because it’s over. Start smiling because Jesper is someone else’s problem now.

can i get the fic plssss

Idk, but is it kind of unfair that, most of the time in canon or in a fic, whenever a disagreement or something happens between Kanej, Helnik or Wesper, it's Kaz, Jesper or Matthias who get dragged and rained on with insults, or they are the ones who are always in the wrong while Inej, Wylan or Nina are given all the sympathy and pep talks and are always in the right?

As much as I love them, doesn't that take away the balance and realness of their relationships? And it's not fair for the poor boys.

IM ALSO 5 FT LMAO

*cries together in 5ft*

*brain explosion*

also complicado should mean complicate right?

mal means bad place? malyen oretsev: badplace oretsov (am sorry but i had to make this-)

also how did we go to spanish from kaz 💀💀

Okay, but….

Who gave Kaz the sex talk?

He was 10 when Jordie died, so clearly not old enough, and I’m pretty sure Jordie had the sense to keep that to himself.

So there’s Kaz Rietveld. 13. Running around the Barrel hearing bits and pieces about things he couldn’t name. And that made him curious. Suddenly he hears “sex” outside of a bar. He walks in, approaches the rather ferocious looking man the voice belonged to and asks what he was talking about. He’s thoroughly annoyed when the man laughs at him, the beer practically sloshing in his belly. Eventually after several threats, he gets an answer. Let’s just say he’s more traumatized than previously before.

Or maybe, there’s Kaz Brekker. Literally seventeen. Jesper’s talking about how he “banged” Wylan in a horribly descriptive way. Of course, Kaz says nothing, but later has to hear from Inej, considering she noticed the disgusted and confused look on his face. The whole time she speaks, Kaz Brekker, the one and only Dirtyhands, Bastard Of The Barrel, is nearly throwing up in his mouth.

me who was just sitting idle be like:

worst part? i already have a masterdegree in procrastination 😭😭

tagging: @padfoot-lupin77 @jazsplat @idk-me3333 @ramen8008 @jkriordanverse

On a random day everyone is given a super power based on what they were doing in that moment, people who were reaching for something can now stretch like elastic, people who were running now have super speed. You really wish you were doing something else when it happened…