WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WHAT!!! YOU GOT A CHANCE TO TALK TO LEIGH???!!!

WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WHAT!!! YOU GOT A CHANCE TO TALK TO LEIGH???!!!

Okay, but….

Who gave Kaz the sex talk?

He was 10 when Jordie died, so clearly not old enough, and I’m pretty sure Jordie had the sense to keep that to himself.

So there’s Kaz Rietveld. 13. Running around the Barrel hearing bits and pieces about things he couldn’t name. And that made him curious. Suddenly he hears “sex” outside of a bar. He walks in, approaches the rather ferocious looking man the voice belonged to and asks what he was talking about. He’s thoroughly annoyed when the man laughs at him, the beer practically sloshing in his belly. Eventually after several threats, he gets an answer. Let’s just say he’s more traumatized than previously before.

Or maybe, there’s Kaz Brekker. Literally seventeen. Jesper’s talking about how he “banged” Wylan in a horribly descriptive way. Of course, Kaz says nothing, but later has to hear from Inej, considering she noticed the disgusted and confused look on his face. The whole time she speaks, Kaz Brekker, the one and only Dirtyhands, Bastard Of The Barrel, is nearly throwing up in his mouth.

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going off the topic but kaz never dated imogen. he had a crush on her. that's it. change my mind.

Okay, but….

Who gave Kaz the sex talk?

He was 10 when Jordie died, so clearly not old enough, and I’m pretty sure Jordie had the sense to keep that to himself.

So there’s Kaz Rietveld. 13. Running around the Barrel hearing bits and pieces about things he couldn’t name. And that made him curious. Suddenly he hears “sex” outside of a bar. He walks in, approaches the rather ferocious looking man the voice belonged to and asks what he was talking about. He’s thoroughly annoyed when the man laughs at him, the beer practically sloshing in his belly. Eventually after several threats, he gets an answer. Let’s just say he’s more traumatized than previously before.

Or maybe, there’s Kaz Brekker. Literally seventeen. Jesper’s talking about how he “banged” Wylan in a horribly descriptive way. Of course, Kaz says nothing, but later has to hear from Inej, considering she noticed the disgusted and confused look on his face. The whole time she speaks, Kaz Brekker, the one and only Dirtyhands, Bastard Of The Barrel, is nearly throwing up in his mouth.

The real question is who's the main character in the Netflix Series Shadow and Bone? Am I supposed to be multiple characters at once? 💀💀