Hey, That's Me Up There!

Hey, that's me up there!

I had to do it

part 5 au where everything is the same except fugo is a sock puppet on narancia's hand. i need you to see my vision.

narancia talking in a weird voice ("fugo"): you've got this, narancia. i have faith in you

narancia: but fugo... it's so nice outside. let's go for a walk

"fugo": not a chance. you need to do your lesson for today

narancia: awwwww....

"fugo": come on. what's 6 times 5

narancia: ...30?

"fugo": yes! now see if you can solve that problem there.

narancia: I get it! 6 times 5 is 30!

*he solves the problem wrong.*

Fugo the sock puppet starts beating the shit out of him. He fights the sock puppet. No one comments on this.

The fugo leaving scene is just narancia getting over his fear and throwing that dumbass puppet away lmao

:33 < "to be cringe is to be free" includes those who actively watch/read anime, and make awfully unfunny references 24/7 because they like it. its a hobby, let people enjoy what they enjoy

:33 < "to be cringe is to be free" includes therians who want to do quads 24/7, always talk about warrior cats, always want to wear gear, even in public, and experience extreme dysphoria. that is their identity. let them be

B33 < "to be cringe is to be free" includes that introject/fictive that cannot let go of their source. (and typing quirks if they have one) they are trying their hardest, please leave them alone

:33 < "to be cringe is to be free" includes that queer person that wears a gajillion pins, carries pride flags everywhere, uses a bunch of xenogenders and neopronouns, has the most extreme flamboyant make up and makes queer jokes all the time. thats how they experience their queerness

B33 < "to be cringe is to be free" includes the plurals/systems who talk about being a system/being plural all the time and make system jokes and references to their headspace 24/7. all experience are different

:33 < "to be cringe is to be free" includes that scene kid that wears heavy make up, a bunch of accessories that dont even mix together, and always talks about their sparkledog fursona. thats how they express themselves

"to be cringe is to be free" involves cringe people.

an adaptation of the funniest part 5 post? thank u

this has probably been done before but a stand called Hotel California that takes you into a strange alternate reality full of your wildest dreams and desires where you can live forever. the only catch is that you become a puppet of the stand to lure more people in ("checking out") and you can never leave.

idk i think it's a cool concept. i am accepting questions at this time

me when evil-diary-blog posts:

me when evil-diary-blog hasn't posted yet today:

Day 41 EVIL update: Gonna figure out how to get a degree in EVILology someday. I don't care how, but I'm gonna get it.