astrologyllama - 🌠 𝓢𝓱𝓸𝓸𝔁𝓲𝓮 🌠
🌠 𝓢𝓱𝓸𝓸𝔁𝓲𝓮 🌠

♌︎ ☉ • ♊︎ ☾ • ♍︎ ⬆ Astrologer & Tarot reader • ENTJ • Franco-russian • Memelord • Comedian • Gamer • Aesthetic Hoe • SPN family • Sun, Mars and Uranus dominant ✨

368 posts

And I'm Just Like "okay Then, Maybe In Another Life"

And I'm just like "okay then, maybe in another life"

when you find out your chart is compatible with a celeb you like but you can’t do anything about it

When You Find Out Your Chart Is Compatible With A Celeb You Like But You Cant Do Anything About It
  • danibeanie
    danibeanie liked this · 2 years ago
  • tis-niki
    tis-niki liked this · 2 years ago
  • usernameeeeeeerrrrrrr746474
    usernameeeeeeerrrrrrr746474 liked this · 2 years ago
  • urbanleftovers
    urbanleftovers liked this · 3 years ago
  • anncresd
    anncresd liked this · 3 years ago
  • loulou10u
    loulou10u liked this · 3 years ago
  • s6rren
    s6rren liked this · 3 years ago
  • runtomy
    runtomy liked this · 3 years ago
  • tenaciouscolorsuitcasefarm
    tenaciouscolorsuitcasefarm liked this · 4 years ago
  • beetlejuice1463
    beetlejuice1463 liked this · 4 years ago
  • lesamk777
    lesamk777 reblogged this · 4 years ago
  • sovaso
    sovaso liked this · 4 years ago
  • deadgrrrrl
    deadgrrrrl reblogged this · 4 years ago
  • deadgrrrrl
    deadgrrrrl liked this · 4 years ago
  • emsibam
    emsibam liked this · 4 years ago
  • mrs-emptiness
    mrs-emptiness liked this · 4 years ago
  • adora-but-ginger
    adora-but-ginger liked this · 4 years ago
  • meowmeowseows
    meowmeowseows liked this · 4 years ago
  • disaster-pansexual-blog
    disaster-pansexual-blog liked this · 4 years ago
  • trip2mercury
    trip2mercury liked this · 4 years ago
  • sixtysevenghost
    sixtysevenghost liked this · 4 years ago
  • laimeet
    laimeet liked this · 4 years ago
  • seasickbuffoon
    seasickbuffoon liked this · 4 years ago
  • inanyas
    inanyas reblogged this · 4 years ago
  • inanyas
    inanyas liked this · 4 years ago
  • boymommalivingoncoffee
    boymommalivingoncoffee reblogged this · 4 years ago
  • boymommalivingoncoffee
    boymommalivingoncoffee liked this · 4 years ago
  • spiritualitywithtally
    spiritualitywithtally reblogged this · 4 years ago
  • spiritualitywithtally
    spiritualitywithtally liked this · 4 years ago
  • secretlyshadowymoon
    secretlyshadowymoon liked this · 4 years ago
  • kitchencounterthoughts
    kitchencounterthoughts liked this · 4 years ago
  • disenchanted-peonies
    disenchanted-peonies reblogged this · 4 years ago
  • shred-sleep-repeat
    shred-sleep-repeat liked this · 4 years ago
  • alexis-asterix
    alexis-asterix liked this · 4 years ago
  • captainsjack
    captainsjack liked this · 4 years ago
  • astrologytrash
    astrologytrash reblogged this · 4 years ago
  • trillastrology
    trillastrology reblogged this · 4 years ago
  • wanderingleno
    wanderingleno liked this · 4 years ago
  • moorann
    moorann liked this · 4 years ago
  • browneyedgirl354
    browneyedgirl354 liked this · 4 years ago
  • laurabxjxjxj27
    laurabxjxjxj27 liked this · 4 years ago
  • dreamer-girl
    dreamer-girl liked this · 4 years ago
  • mashashere
    mashashere liked this · 4 years ago

More Posts from Astrologyllama

6 years ago

which placements are most likely to be impulsive/adrenaline junkies?

• Fire dom• Fire Sun/Moon/Mars• 5th house stellium• SUN, Moon, Venus, Mars, Pluto, Uranus, Neptune, JUPITER in the 5th house• Sun aspected to Jupiter/Mars/Pluto• Jupiter aspected to AC/Pluto/Mars/Uranus• Explosive placements


Tags :
6 years ago

Awn it warms my heart ❤

Gemini moons are my favourite moon placement! Always have 100 thoughts racing through their heads at once and are always talking to themselves. Restless and excitable they can’t sit still and they have a certain kind of enthusiasm to them. You can see their eyes light up when they’re interested and there’s not a feeling quite like keeping a Gemini entertained and happy. They have the best sense of humour and they always leave me rolling around the floor laughing, all the Mercurian energy creates a hilarious, intelligent, excitable person who I cant help but love. You have to keep up with them and they always keep you on your toes! 


Tags :
6 years ago

Uranus, Neptune, Pluto in the 5th: This rollercoaster is fun. It's fast. This is fun. Wait, it's going a bit faster, wait this is really fast, okay okay i get it now stop, slow down, where are we going? i can't see! it's going so fast i don't know where I am, I can't stop this, why am i wet? where is this? this is a rollercoaster.. i want to get off... i want to get off...


Tags :
6 years ago

I’m scared, it seems like they know me personally omg 😂

what’s having a gemini moon like?? ✨✨✨✨

hell! (ahdlisjfldkf im kidding. kind of)

they never stop thinking, ever. their brain doesn’t shut up or shut off

insomnia or just general issues with sleeping seem to be extremely common with gemini moons

usually pretty nervous/jumpy/anxious people

crave social interaction and communication but also need solid alone time to recharge as gemini moons have a very potent “social battery”

very sarcastic

usually extremely funny and tend to be the type to make anyone laugh

they’re great at becoming friends with all different kinds of people bc they can alter their personality when needed

change what they want a LOT, this goes from small things like fashion sense, makeup style to bigger things like career path or romantic interests

very hard on themselves and put a lot of pressure on themselves to do well in whatever their current interest/pursuit is

they act dumb a lot, for humour, but they’re usually the smartest person in the room

generally really love learning and get bored when they aren’t studying/learning new things frequently

they’re often interested in the small details, hobbies, topics, etc that other people don’t care to pay attention to

they often remember small details about their friends, family, significant others, etc

they get crushes easily and frequently, but they often leave as quickly as they came (one day and one week crushes are common)

very indecisive

pretty critical, judgmental people and can be harsh but may be able to completely hide this depending on other placements

on that note, they’re actually often very open to new ideas and opinions, and don’t mind hearing people out even when they disagree

they love!! discussion!!! generally the type to love debating and talking about deeper topics

they struggle a lot with emotions, they analyze their emotions rather than feeling them and often repress things because of this

they get really uncomfortable and awkward around emotional/crying people and literally malfunction bc they don’t know what to do

mood swings. always

i find gemini moons get mood swings frequently bc their mood is affected by even the smallest things (probably due to the constant overanalyzing)

because they bottle and analyze rather than feeling, they often have one big emotional breakdown every couple months, that can be set off by something so tiny

(but then ten minutes later they look in the mirror like “get up bitch you’re fine!” and they’re “over it”)

they get bored of things/people/places very easily and generally welcome change and adventure

so so so talkative, they feel like they’re gonna die when they can’t say what they wanna say (those people writing paragraphs in the tags? probably a gemini moon)

on that note, i’ve noticed most gemini moons were shamed at some point in their life for talking a lot/too much/not seriously enough so i find it common for them to have a bit of anxiety surrounding speaking their mind

they get very upset when they can’t rationalize their emotions and feelings and there’s no way for them to analyze them

gemini moons thrive on discomfort, what i mean by this is they love being in new situations, with new people, studying something they don’t know yet, etc. it’s one of the things that keeps them intellectually stimulated (which they desperately need always)

they always need to be doing 50 things at once to feel satisfied

often feel like they don’t even know themselves bc they change their mind and what they want so much

these moons are often interested in reading/literature and usually love writing as well

can come off as fake because of their ability to see and understand almost any side in an argument

they often avoid taking sides in drama in general, but underdeveloped gemini moons love to stir the drama and add fuel to the fire on both sides

big gossipers and they usually always know about the drama 


Tags :
6 years ago

1) Loyalty, fearfulness, charism, good sense of humor and cheerfulness 🌹😊

2) I don't know, my sun sign fits me pretty well. Even the bad sides 😈

3) I always check the birth charts of my friends, family and contacts in general because it's always very interesting for me to know them better from an astrological point of view ✔

4) I'm not sure, but I'll see what my intuition will tell me about that person and how I feel internally 💡

5) I'm a Leo sun, Gemini moon, Virgo rising. I get along pretty well with some Leos (not all, unfortunately. It's more like 50/50), a lot of Geminis (especially my mom), Sagittarius, Libras, Aquarius. And my best friend is a Scorpio sun, Taurus moon and Libra rising 💖

6) My favorites celebrities are mostly Geminis, Leos, Virgos, Libras and Sagittarius ✨

7) I don't read basic horoscopes from journals or websites cause they're not accurate at all. I prefer interpreting my own transits, also my solar return. But I read my bff's one too 🍀

8) I think I can guess at least one of the sun/moon/asc trio, or see the dominant sign/planet of that person ⭐

9) Yeah, why not ? 😛

10) F*ck none (asexuality bae), marry virgo (I don't know why, I guess they can be good in organization and I need order in my life) and kill taurus (my brother haha, sorry dude) 🔪

11) Sunlight going through the window to wake you up in the morning, cherries, golden dresses, lions (obviously), going to karaoke with friends, theaters, red lipstick, california and hollywood, the smell of caramel and fresh coke, flowers 🌻🌞

12) Circus - Britney Spears 🎶

astro asks 🔮

☄️ - which typical characteristics of your sign do you identify with most?

⚡️ - are there characteristics of your sign you do not identify with?

🌤 - how much do you consider astrology during your relationships?

🔥 - would you date someone knowing your signs are not compatible?

💥 - what is your sign and what sign is the person you get along with best in your life?

🌬 - what sign is your favorite celebrity/idol?

💫 - when you read horoscopes, do you only read your own? if not, whose else do you read?

🌑 - are you good at guessing other people’s signs?

🌎 - do you believe in cusps?

⭐️ - (send three signs) fuck, marry, kill?

🌞 - name some aesthetics you associate with your sign (or send a sign)

🌓 - name a song you associate with your sign (or send a sign)


Tags :