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HOW TO SUMMON THE SIGNS

HOW TO SUMMON THE SIGNS

Aries: Fire, satanic circles on the floor in chalk, goat's blood, and a human sacrifice

Taurus: Lays Límon Chips and something shiny

Gemini: Sacrificing an iPhone 6 plus

Cancer: A crying baby and thrift store sweaters

Leo: With a Ouija board and by taunting them

Virgo: Spray Windex 3 times and call for them

Libra: Too busy wondering if they should show up or not

Scorpio: Surprise! THEY'RE ALREADY THERE

Sagittarius: Bring their grave a milkshake

Capricorn: Insult them. Wait.

Aquarius: No one knows sorry

Pisces: Cry over their tombstone

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6 years ago

💎gemstone correspondence💎

ARIES

Diamonds, these will enhance your ability to cut through clutter and see facts clearly, also enhance luck in wealth for Aries 

Amethyst, perfect for activating patience and balancing out your moods if things aren’t going the way you want

Emerald, wear for protection and when you need a bit of settling and grounding after having been charged up with action

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TAURUS

Emerald, opens up creativity and a feeling of connection, a protective stone, boosts self-esteem

Rose Quartz, wear for social occasions and when you want your environment wrapped in a loving, caring feeling

Lapis Lazuli, if you’re feeling unstable, it will help you regain your connections to that which is most important to you, helps with intuitive clarity

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GEMINI

Agate, wear when you need your highest intention to be revealed, good for bringing about softness, comfort and healing too 

Tourmaline, for focus and mental acuity, good to keep with you to aid with meditative practices

Citrine, when you just need a lift, wear to keep your mood sparkly, fresh and bright 

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CANCER

Moonstone, soothes moodiness and helps to understand and sort out your feelings, strengthens intuition too

Pearls, perfect to keep with you when you’re contemplating decisions as it helps strengthen inner wisdom 

Peridot, outstanding gem for healing and for Cancer this stone is also useful for lifting depression

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LEO

Ruby, enhances the warmth and generosity inherent to your nature, wear during social events when your intent is to experience harmonious communication

Topaz, helps clear physical blockages, good for mental clarity, wear when you need to focus on projects

Tiger Eye, enhances perception, great for psychic development and intuition work, helpful for visions

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VIRGO

Sapphire, wear when you need to escape from the every day, lifts moods and enhances dreams for Virgos

Amethyst, promotes calm and healing, wear when you need relief from worry, stress or depression

Carnelian, perfect stone when you need to be reminded of your personal power, increases feelings of security and confidence 

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LIBRA

Opal, sparks the fire within your creative self, wear when you need inspiration

Peridot, enhances your heart energies, wear when you need to communicate your heart’s desire with clarity

Jade, brings balance to your finances, keep a jade chip in your pocket or purse to remind you of your deserved prosperity

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SCORPIO

Onyx, for getting in touch with your latent psychic abilities, perfect for shadow work

Black pearls, to sooth choppy emotions, enhances calm and tranquillity

Garnet, stimulates libido, wear when you want to enhance your beauty, virility and/or sensuality

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SAGITTARIUS

Turquoise, tempers your ambition and aggression, protects against injury and enhances psychic communication

Topaz, to help keep you mellow, wear during parties for the perfect harmonic mood amongst guests 

Quartz, assists in unifying your duplicitous nature, facilitates communication between your hedonistic and puritan selves 

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CAPRICORN

Snowflake Obsidian, galvanises your sense of authority and leadership while also helping you to be flexible in negotiations

Garnet, offers a light confidence and lifts some of the seriousness of your disposition, a great stone for attracting health and social warmth 

Sapphire, enhances your intuitive abilities, allowing you to see with the third eye more clearly

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AQUARIUS

Amethyst, enhances an amicable mood, and assists in communicating with love and clarity

Amber, perfect stone for healing emotional injuries, wear when you are receiving or giving counsel or advice

Hematite, brings you back down to the ground after you’ve been flying high, wear when you need focus, order and discipline

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PISCES

Bloodstone, the power to ground, wear when those deep currents of yours threatened to pull you away from safe harbour

Aquamarine, offers heightened awareness and gives you spot-on clarity when worn with intent for psychic accuracy

Opal, for Pisces, this stone has a unique comforting effect, and helps protect against addictive behaviours 

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6 years ago

“I’ve Got The Habit of Talking Sarcastically About What Hurts Me With The Hope That It Won’t Hurt Anymore”

- Gemini, Virgo, Sagittarius, Capricorn, Aquarius, Scorpio 


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6 years ago

LOL I hate myself but I’m also so obsessed with myself"

my Leo friend (via astrologyandstuff)


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6 years ago

I got a Fire/Air and Sag/Aquarius/Gemini dominants, that's explain a lot 😂

Astrology placements that can make you appear tall

Sagittarius,Aquarius,Gemini sun/rising/1st decan

Your chart ruler in Sagittarius,Aquarius

Uranus,Jupiter in the 1st house

Jupiter,Uranus Conjunct,Opposite,Square,Trine the ascendant

Sagittarius,Aquarius,Gemini dominant

Uranus,Jupiter dominant

Fire dominant


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