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Eternity is Made of Starlight

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The Cha Cha Slide In Full Metal Armor

the cha cha slide in full metal armor

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Pink Moon.

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1 year ago

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1 year ago

So I've already seen plenty of posts going around about how situational irony can make a joke so much funnier, but I had a personal encounter with it today.

(For context, my family and I habitually reference the princess bride in everyday conversation. Except for my mother, who has not seen it, but has absorbed some lines via osmosis)

My brother had just announced he and our dad were leaving for the grocery store, and after the door closed behind them, my mother said

"Have fun storming the castle!"

I replied, because I can never not continue a bit, "Think they'll make it?"

And instead of the expected continuation ("It'd take a miracle"), my mother, in the most deadpan tone I have ever heard her take, said "Nah."

And even though it wasn't by any means intended humorously, I cracked up.

Situational irony is one of my favorite flavors of comedy, and I think this is a good example of why.

This is definitely a mundane example, but I just thought I'd share something that made me laugh so that it could do the same for others.


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1 year ago

DEAR EDUCATIONALLY NEGLECTED HOMESCHOOLERS

I’ve gathered some resources and tips and tricks on self-educating after educational neglect. This is only what I did and what I know helped me. I’m about to graduate college with honors after having no education past the age of 9. I wouldn’t be here without the following. Everything is free, and at/well above the standard for education in the US.

The holy grail: Khan Academy. Nearly every course you could take is available here, in order and by grade level. Their open-source free courses rival some of the college classes I’ve taken. This is your most solid resource.

For inattentive types: Crash Course offers a variety of courses that are snappy, entertaining, and extremely rewarding. They work for my ADHD brain. They also have college prep advice, which is essential if you’re looking to go to higher education with no classroom experience.

To catch up on your reading: There are certain books that you may have read had you gone to school that you’ve missed out on. This list is the most well-rounded and can fill you in on both children’s books and classic novels that are essential or at least extremely helpful to be familiar with. You can find a majority of these easily at a local library (and some for free in PDF form online low key). There are a few higher level classics in here that I’d highly recommend. If it doesn’t work for you, I’d always recommend asking your local librarian.

*BE AWARE* The book list I recommend suggests you read Harry Potter books, and given their transphobic author you may or may not want to read them. If you choose to, I’d highly recommend buying the books secondhand or borrowing from a library to avoid financially supporting a living author with dangerous and damaging views.

TEST, TEST, TEST: Again, Khan Academy is your go-to for this. I don’t personally like standardized testing, but going through SAT and ACT courses was the best way I found to really reveal my gaps so that I could supplement.

Finally: As much as you can, enjoy the process. Education can be thrilling and teach you so much about yourself, and help shape your view of the world. It can get frustrating, but I’d like to encourage you that everyone can learn. No pace is the perfect pace, and your learning style is the right learning style for you. In teaching yourself, be patient, be kind, and indulge in the subjects you really enjoy without neglecting others. You are your teacher. Give yourself what others chose not to.

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