If Gelphie Raised A Child:

If Gelphie raised a child:

Elphaba: I lost it.

Glinda: What?

Elphaba: The.. thing.

Glinda: If you’re talking about your hat Elphaba it’s in our closet.

Elphaba: No the- [Glinda turns around]

Elphaba: Oh, there it is.

Glinda holding a baby: you mean OUR CHILD?!

Glinda walking into the room crying very quietly: e-elphie?

[Elphaba stands up right away, walking up to Glinda and hugging her]

Elphaba: What’s wrong my sweet?

Glinda: I got a paper cut.

Elphaba: . . .

Elphaba: That’s terrible. Do you need a bandage or something?

Glinda: No! I just wanna hug and cuddle. And you can’t escape because I’m hurt!

Elphaba: Of course..

Elphaba after a short pause: You cut your finger on purpose to trick me into cuddling you, didn’t you?

Glinda: Maybe! You’ll never know.

Glinda: [Screams]

Elphaba: [Running into the room with her broom and shielding Glinda from the threat]

Elphaba: Are you ok?! Who’s attacking?!

Glinda: . . . Hehehe. No one! I just wanted attention! ☺️

Elphaba: . . . Of course you did.

Glinda: Hey Elphie, I’m gonna go take a nap. Wake me up in a hour alright?

Elphaba reading a book: Sure, sleep well Glin.

[One hour later]

Boq: Hey Elphaba, it’s been a hour, shouldn’t you like go wake Glinda up..?

Elphaba: Oh god heavens no! You don’t wake up Glinda.

Boq: What..?

Elphaba: No one. Wakes up. Glinda.

Elphaba: She’s even scarier when she’s tired-angry. [shivers] Plus she didn’t sleep much last night and doesn’t have anywhere to actually be.

Boq: . . .

Glinda, Nervous: So uh, I wanted to ask you-

Elphaba: Oh FINALLY, you are proposing.

Glinda: What- How did you know?!

Elphaba: You dropped the ring six times during dinner.

Glinda: . . .

Elphaba: I even had to pick it up for you once.

“Why Miss Elphaba, look at you. You’re beautiful.”

the way I know the whole "you know what your problem is?" to "so what'll it be, man ou woman"