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Older brother duties :/

Tim tells the Batclan he's going on a space mission with Young Justice for a few weeks, he's got everything sorted civilian side and his cases and patrol routes covered, and also if any of his usual Rogue's Gallery suddenly comes looking for him don't worry about it.

And all of that is fine and normal - except that last part hey Tim what the fuck does that mean?

and Tim just goes it's fine don't worry about it anyway gotta go bye! and then he just bounces

and everything is fine until not even a day later when Babs forwards them a video Red Robin uploaded to his social medias that is a music video of him (Red Robin) seductively lip-syncing along to Chappell Roan's "My Kink is Karma" against a backdrop of fail compilation clips of several of the villains Tim has a particular grudge against, including Azrael, Lex Luthor, and most prominently Ra's al Ghul.

so there's Tim, in a form-fitting catsuit styled like his Red Robin costume, in heels, feeling himself up with a video clip in the background showing Ra's tripping on his own robes and face planting into the brickwork, evidence he dyes out some of the gray in his hair, his sash coming undone and pants falling off in the middle of a fight, trying to swipe the effects of a glitterbomb off of himself, etc.

It all ends with the Mean Girls clip of "why are you so obsessed with me?"

The video is immediately viral.

(There's some clips of Red Hood in there fucking up but Jason can't even be mad because he's laughing so hard he's gonna throw up)

Tim's Rogues absolutely DO show up to Gotham looking for him, and while they all want revenge, Red Robin is THEIR arch enemy like HELL are they going to work with these other embarrassments, so they all start fighting each other and it is absolutely CHAOS (Lex decides discretion is the better part of valor and makes a statement that no of course he has nothing against Red Robin he has no idea why he was included in that video haha yes of course it was Very Funny when a bird accidentally pooped on his head he is Very Capable of laughing at himself Thank You, and then he quietly goes to one of his vacation houses and moodily drinks for several days waiting for things to blow over)

Tim, meanwhile, is having a wonderful vacation with Young Justice, catching up with Lobo and Slobo, chasing down some space pirates, and just getting out of Gotham and away from his Rogues trying to challenge him/seduce him/kill him/whatever.

Bruce is taking the constant psychic damage of having the image of softcore Red Robin erotica burned into his brain along with the realization that way, way, WAY too many of Tim's Rogues want to sleep with him like an absolute champ. (Dick is not taking it like a champ, Dick is taking it like an unhinged vengeful wraith and has had to be benched for trying to tear out Ra's throat with his teeth.)

Stephanie is having the Time of Her Life. Damian cannot look anyone in the eye and absolutely cannot look Ra's (or his mother who ALSO showed up prominently in the video) in the face and is Not Having the Time of His Life.

(Jason is with Steph on this one, he is having SUCH a blast, this is so fucking hysterical)

This has to be an AU already right? I’ve never seen it. I’m doing it. My city now

The angst potential alone haunts me. How long do you think he waited for Ford?? When did it start to sink in that nobody was coming to save him, that nobody would miss him? Would anybody even want him back? How long did it take for his anger, his heartbreak, his grief to turn into acceptance and a belief that this was divine retribution? How long did he work, how many jobs did he take, how much wealth did he accrue, how many brushes with death did he have until he believed he’d “earned” the right to go home and see his brother?? Many such questions. I need to go deeper

Bro thought it was priced by the cup

Timkon

parental bonding: including your children in your hobbies

meow meow meow

some of you bitches deserve a nap and a milkshake tbh

Beco+81 aka Beco Plus81 (Japanese, based Japan) - 星屑まみれ (I am surrounded by Stars), 2023, Drawings: Digital Art

i have really shitty wifi so my method for internet activities is pick an app, scroll till it stops working, pick a different app, and repeat

A comic about 40-year-old Sanji meeting 19-year-old Sanji (and Zoro) and the rest of the crew on the Merry, heavily inspired by/based on this comic by sixpaw_pawsix on Twitter (please go check it out, it’s so good)!

how am i supposed to function when im in my zosan x sailor song phase

the things i would do to, for and with this man…. wow

You want to fuck that yellow triangle don’t you, you kissboy

E xcuse Me?

sanji but he's tired of his 9 to 5 job

Bat to Kryptonian Flirting Translator

"I have twelve contingency plans for taking you down" (I could have made more, but I stopped at twelve because I'm hoping I'll never have to use them.)

"I have Kryptonite in this safe" (I'm trusting you by telling you I have it at all.)

"You will only be a liability on this mission" (I'm worried that you'll get hurt.)

"That was a satisfactory performance. For a twelve-year-old" (I'm impressed that you're at the level of a Gothamite twelve-year-old despite being Metropolitan.)

"I know the name of your high school math teacher" (I researched your background in-depth because I'm desperate to connect with you.)

"You could have saved that civilian faster by taking the fire escape" (I'm nitpicking the tiniest details because there is absolutely nothing actually wrong with your performance.)

"Robin will escort you while you are in Gotham. Do not leave their line of sight." (I'm trusting you with my son's welfare and trying to keep you safe by letting criminals know you're affiliated with me.)

"Hn." (I can't think of anything to say that wouldn't give away my crush.)

i feel like more people need to talk about this

ice adolescence cancelled. you know what that means. *the camera cuts to me as I’m doing a loooooong sigh. I then open ao3*

this is so real

nonononononnononononononon- PLEASE NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASPELPSALSLEPLAPSLEPALPPLEASPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE

PLEASE NO NOT NOW NOT LIKE THIS, BELOVED PLEASE, PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME LIKE THIS I'M NOTHING WITHOUT YOU

and you can hear the wailing chorus of a million sobbing souls

Kitten square!

IM GONNA KMS I WAS ABOUT TO START THE LAST CHAPTER OF A 200K VIKTUURI FIC ‼️ its been six hours what am i supposed to do

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2024-09-02 11:30 UTC