-King Tut

-King Tut

life would be sooo good without my curse

bananananananananaananananaana

@zipperrants tmi means?

I think everyone should overshare on here actually

@shiftingwithmars @itssiryapsalot @zipperrants

Don’t you hate when you click with someone and they’re miles away

lmao

put the phone down . that’s enough 5 note flop posts for the day

Little life advice:

Everyone who says not to set your stove clock or microwave clock because you won't use them and don't look at them anyway is lying.

Set them.

Because sometimes, you will come come from a week away when no one was in your home, and see the stove and microwave clocks blinking and go, "Oh shit, the power went out while I was gone, even though it's clearly back, which means every single thing in my fridge and freezer might have gotten room temperature and refrozen, and will give me food poisoning."

And it will be the only indication whatsoever not to eat it.

Anyway, just got back from the grocery store, but at least I don't have botulism.