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No one cares about parkour yaoi but me (<— Lying) (Everyone else also cares about parkour yaoi)

Also extra ClownPierce because he was there too and he’s my favorite :3

would you all call me crazy if I said EMF/Evbo was really Macaque/Wukong coded. like your friend, your love, constantly growing at a near impossible speed as you struggle to keep up just so you can stay by their side and eventually they outgrow you.

we all joke about how EMF got beat and instantly became a socialist and this is great. but why is no one considering that his whole plan to overthrow the government was just because he wanted to talk to the cute blond that kicked his ass? i think it would be funny if he didn't actually care about saving PK civ but was just really gay and can you really blame him. if a 15/10 communist kicked your ass im sure youd have a radical shift in policies too

I have 2 hours and 8 minutes before I have to go to a club and I have an idea for a fic I'm locking in. this song injected me with parasites that yearn for unrequited love

Guys I like the bit of Evbos master friend not having a real name but wtf are we actually going to call this loser? Like are we just gonna pretend EMF is his name? Is his existence really going to be split up like with the year notations used in the Gregorian calendar? We have BE (before Evbo) and AE (after Evbo). I’m petitioning to get this man a name

loses once, becomes socialist

guys guess what I did

some emf/mavbo/seavbo sketches (2024)

mavbo is superior to seabvo and i'll die on this hill

could u imagine. if vitas liked narinder as much as nairnder liked vitas? do u know what horrors would unfold? you dont wanna know.

I was watching Evbo’s ranking of his parkciv jumps

And Seawatt said they actively look at parkciv fanart

And now I’m thinking “oh no. oh gosh no. they’ve seen the seavbo yaoi”

Everybody scatter!

I try to like coffee because its one of those things that people will never shut the fuck up about but ever fucking time I buy one and sip it im like this disgusting I don't want to drink this gross slop i wasted my money, water or lemonade instead please.

Before i get any shit i've try different coffes ive tried liek lattes those fucking choclate ones moca i think i tried it with cream or milk and its always like mmmmm warm bitter gross

Im willing to admit my opinion is invalid since i also dont like hot coco so i think i just have a fucked up tounge

“Good Luck, Babe!”

Parkciv illustrations this week

sorry for the lazy art I just wanted to finish drawing this

EMF is truly one of the characters of all time, he looks and sounds super badass, he's actually so very cringefail, he helps take down the corrupt champion, he's God's favorite lil' guy, he doesn't even have a name and he looks like this:

(^not a thought behind those eyes)

love when people draw seawatt and emf like a divine being and then evbo (the actual god) is just some guy

Sorry needed to get it outta my system

If parkour!Evbo met pvp!Evbo would they kiss? Probably not since pvp!Evbo is a glorious failure and parkour!Evbo has suitors out the wazoo. But that doesn't mean it's impossible and it would help cure pvp!Evbo's straightness

something something seawatt making himself forever remembered in parkour civilization through false memories to make sure he doesn't end up forgetten like his home level something something seawatt and chain imagery

I tried to do it myself but I suck so someone else should make an avatar style opening but with the four levels of parkour civilization and the old man. You could take it multiple ways the two I thought of was you could do the parkour villian stuff because the parkour fighters level getting nuked matches up with the air nomads getting fucked over or you could do the OG parkour champian stuff and the old man running away which parrels roku dying and getting Aang to take over which evbo would fit into nicely. Just some thoughts and if anyone does happen to do it please let me know

Here's a little concept art I made please be nice it took all of 3 minutes

Hello... I've fallen into the void send help-

I'll try and spread the word but it may be to late already but emf DOES have a name. It's Tai and that name is so fucking adorable I need you all to know this please-

when i tell you i was on the edge of my seat waiting for some gross body horror to make me gag like the last few episodes, only to hear Sam and Celia kiss, i just about busted a fucking lung