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Using The Genshin Boys Laps As A Pillow
Using the Genshin Boys’ Laps as a Pillow
Fandom: Genshin Impact
Characters: Thoma, Itto, Kaeya, Xiao, Zhongli x gn!Reader
Type/Genre: Bulleted headcanons, fluff, comedic
Warnings: Lightly suggestive, not proofread
Thoma
Thought you were joking when you said you were going to use his lap as a pillow, but humours you anyways
Pats his thighs, beckoning you to lay down. He’ll help you adjust your position, making sure your neck isn’t strained.
Brushes his fingers through your hair, running through any knots or tangles with the utmost care
His hands are warm thanks to his pyro vision. You grab onto one of them, holding it against your face. Thoma cups your cheek with his hand, letting you know that it’s okay if you fall asleep, he’ll watch over you.
Lo and behold, you actually do fall asleep
Realizes you’re in the perfect position for him to clean your ears. Slowly, gently, he moves your head from his lap to a pillow made from his crop top jacket so he can go get the bamboo earpick.
You wake up with a start when you feel something inserted into your ear
“Sorry, I woke you up, didn’t I? Go back to sleep, buttercup.”
Itto
This man has so much surface area on his thighs they’re practically begging for you to lay your head there
Puzzled about what you’re doing at first. Cocks his head to the side as he looks at you questioningly through crimson eyes. You can practically see the gears turning in his head
Flex his thigh so your head moves around. You smack the side of his leg, whining for him to let you sleep in peace.
Slowly flexes his thigh muscles before relaxing all of a sudden, causing your head to suddenly drop back onto his lap
Laughs at the way you yelp in surprise, but the laughter turns to protest when you get up to leave
Promises not to do it again
It’s so tempting to though, but he resists the urge. You can feel the way he’ll slightly shift, as if about to annoy you again, but eventually decides against it
“Just one more time, okay? I’m going to do it again—I kid, I kid, lay back down.”
Kaeya
Just chilling on the couch when you join him. He expects you to lean against his shoulder like you usually do, but this time you plop your head down onto his lap
Raises an eyebrow, a shit-eating grin spreading on his face.
Asks if you’re suggesting something earning himself a hearty slap on the chest
Chuckles lightly as you get yourself comfortable, saying this was nice and you should do this more often
Runs his thumb across the side of your neck
Right when you’re drifting off, this lil shit will start jiggling his legs, shaking you awake
Laughs as you grumble, pushing yourself up to a sitting position and glaring at him
As you get up to leave, Kaeya pulls you in by your waist, sitting you back on his lap
“Now, where do you think you’re going, baby?”
Xiao
The two of you were outside, finding shade from the afternoon sun under a tree and resting on the soft grass
Xiao was leaning back against the trunk, arms crossed when you pat his thighs
He opens his mouth to question you on what you’re doing, but the moment you lay your head in his lap all words fail him
It’s comfortable, and he doesn’t want you to move, so he decides to stay silent
You were only going to lay in his lap for a few minutes—at least, that’s what you told yourself
The dream-eating yaksha makes for a surprisingly comfortable pillow, and you end up falling asleep
You look ethereal as you sleep, softly snoring
Xiao loves how peaceful you look, his usual hard expression melting away into quiet adoration
It’s for this reason he can’t bring himself to wake you
You end up actually sleeping for hours lol
“My legs are fine. I’m happy…happy that you felt safe with me.”
Zhongli
He was just giving a lecture talking when, out of nowhere, you lay down on him, plopping your head on his lap
You don’t explain what you’re doing, just looking up at him, waiting for him to keep talking
It takes Zhongli a moment to process what you’re doing. He pauses, his mouth agape, before clearing his throat and continuing on with his story
Only asks you what you’re doing when you start poking and pinching his thighs
A light blush dusts his cheek when you tell him how comfy they are.
Puts his hand on your head to stop you from squishing your face against his thighs. pls you’re flustering the poor man
Continues on with his lecture, but it’s hard to stay focused when you keep tapping and prodding at his thighs
“…Dear, are my legs really that much more interesting than the history of osmanthus wine?”
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