The Irony Of Noel Gallagher Slagging Off Prince Harry For Slagging Off His Family Is Hilarious, What

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The irony of Noel Gallagher slagging off prince Harry for slagging off his family is hilarious, what the fuck have you been doing for the last 25 years, you humungous bellend??!

The truth.

Can this split be any more like a Romantic breakup?

What was the Hardest moment in your musical career ?

@cancellablex For your anon looking for this!

The answer to life is a four-doortulip

Liam: Is he fuck. He thinks he is but I don't listen to a word he says. He's the sensible one, so they say, and I'm the daft one. So they say. I like to have lots of fun all the time. Life's too short to be thinking of the big, grand plot. By the time you've grasped it, it's time to fly.

"You want to know if I'm the thick one or the clown, but I know the answer to life,"says Liam. "Tulips have a spiritual quality. The answer to life is a four-doortulip."

"I have to say that in the strangest way I know exactly what the mad little fuck means," says Noel.

Starring - if people would listen more to what Liam says and not how he says what he says - 

hi!! i just wanted to ask if you knew where that liam and noel gallagher excerpt about "life is a four door tulip" is from? no worries if you don't know! i just thought it's such a lovely interview but of them getting along for once lol

Aha! “a lovely interview but of them getting along for once” couldn’t have phrased it better.

No worries, I actually didn’t think I would but I found it! It’s from an interview for Q magazine, surprisingly in 2005 (thought it was in the 90s). 

This is the whole part I had saved : 

“Liam: Is he fuck. He thinks he is but I don't listen to a word he says. He's the sensible one, so they say, and I'm the daft one. So they say. I like to have lots of fun all the time. Life's too short to be thinking of the big, grand plot. By the time you've grasped it, it's time to fly.

-Bonehead, Alan White, Death In Vegas. Does Noel sack your mates?

Liam: I don't think Noel gave Death In Vegas a chance. He was like, I'm off.

Liam: [To Noel] If you even fucking DARE to answer the question why you haven't sacked me I'd knock your fucking head off and the same if I sacked you.

-Why can't you admit you love each other?

Liam: He's been at this all week. There's something wrong with you.

Noel: It's sort of better unsaid, isn't it?

"You want to know if I'm the thick one or the clown, but I know the answer to life,"says Liam. "Tulips have a spiritual quality. The answer to life is a four-doortulip."

Noel: I have to say that in the strangest way I know exactly what the mad little fuck means.

But I can upload more if you’re interested :) Rereading it there are other interesting snippets!

Wondering why everyone's focusing on Liam's twitts etc while all the HFB songs are so desperate and melancholic. it's like if NG says he's the happiest he's ever been, that he writes about hiding from the razorblades etc is then just for poetry's sake.

I'm just waiting for the day someone can ask why did your songs initially uplifting and hopeful turned sorrowful and brokenhearted

Also not complaining but pretty bemused by Matt Morgan constant reminder of Liam's existence to whoever, is he fighting his own reunion fight

Matt Morgan on Liam Gallagher (Via his Patreon Podcast, 2020):

“He’s just so... desperately in love with his brother and wants, you know, like, I think he’s just a man in pain in that situation—it hurts him. It’s like the worst break-up, and... He doesn’t understand how to fix it, so he just lashes out left, right, and centre.”