You're So Mean

You're so mean

Welcome to another promise to return!! It is with my characters but not here. I will be bringing chaos on a collab account with the incredible, amazing, incomparable @pagesofcursive . We’ll be sharing our many many (help) many aus in full detail as well as stories never seen before. You will find the shared chaos at @eve-and-briar

I hope to see you there to enjoy my characters living rent free in my head and hopefully yours too as they wrench more worlds out of me and steal my focus like fae

WIP Intro

[ID: a cover mockup that reads "We Shall Be Fools by Oleg Bell" in white letters. The background is a solid dark green with parchment covering the bottom half. There is a sword with a branch wrapped around it and a realistic heart drawn on the parchment /end ID]

"Is there anything really impossible if you blackmail the gods properly?"

General information:

Title: We Shall Be Fools (working title, previously known as Just Your Typical Fantasy Story)

WIP tag: wip: wsbf

Type of story: a novel

Stage: drafting 1st draft, editing outline

Age group: Y/A, N/A, any age.

Genre: High Fantasy, epic fantasy, dark comedy.

Tropes: found family, people going against gods, nature and common sense (and winning), incredibly fucked-up creatures that are still nice, self-discovery that leads to corruption arcs.

Short pitch: A runaway teen noble masquerading as Dark Lord, a homunculus child, and a fired ex-God of Death navigate their way through wars, chaos, and divine affairs while trying to answer the questions: "can it be a crime to exist?", "what can one person do to save the world?", and, perhaps most importantly, "how does one obtain a gender?"

Characters (character intros will be under the WIP tag):

Heshiktow

The basics: deuteragonist, homunculus, 16 years old, any pronouns, biologically genderless, asexual panromantic.

Extra info: Heshiktow, also known as Heshi, is a sunshine child that has lived alone for most of the last four years. Their parents (the scientist couple that created them) disappeared to another dimension due to an experiment gone wrong and they're just been coping with the company of chimeras, books, and the god imprisoned in their basement. They are in dire need of a hug and a friend.

Rukard

The basics: protagonist, human, 19 years old, he/him, transgender, bisexual.

Extra info: the son of a Marquis and the nephew of the king, he has it pretty good socially, however, he has a tendency to play hero and end up in the center of all trouble. Completely devoid of common sense.

(ex)God of Death

The basics: supporting character, diety species, 300+ years old, He/Him or he/him, transcends gender, transcends sexuality.

Extra info: used to be the God of Death for the kingdom of Drognil until he was kidnapped and imprisoned by a couple of mad scientists to hide the fact that they've been stealing the souls of the deceased for their experiments. Has lived in their basement for the last 16 years. Unofficially adopted Heshi. Also known as Uncle God.

Taglist: @euphoniouspandemonium @cryptid-s-wips , contact me to be added

General taglist: @apocalypsewriters @pagesofcursive @47crayons @lady-of-himring @dandelion-tea @arbitreneart @wizardfromthesea @bylaudelekha @asheniza @euphoniouspandemonium

i have a little switch in my head. its two settings are “do everything immediately” and “do nothing at all”. i do not control what the switch is set to, and there is no third setting

excite!!!!!!!

hello to my beloved mutuals and people who are interested in my characters <3 @apocalypsewriters, eve, is another writer on tumblr (and a dear friend of mine), and we have so many crossovers with their brilliant characters and my own. we do crossovers a lot (like. we have an insane amount of aus. dear god. send help), but we also collab on new stuff too! our account can be found on @eve-and-briar, and you should keep an eye out for some content ! we are both very friendly so if you message us, we will fall over ourselves with joy!! our collab tumblr account is a go!!