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i don’t want a job i want to read good books and drink good coffee and get kissed on the neck

I love being alone <- girl who has known nothing but loneliness her entire life and so has no choice but to take comfort in it

i let him hit because he is surrounded by an aura of tragedy

Girls will be fighting their inner demons and their inner demons is just the student body president

Reblog to make it die faster

“My child is perfectly fine”

Maam your child cries while reading about fictional characters comforting them 🤨

[• Bend the Law - 24x19 •] #SVU

One of the funniest things to me is when someone (me) says “‘sup dawg?”, but like,,, to an actual dog. Like my dog

Me: himbos have such a special place in my heart, they’re so stupid ❤️❤️❤️❤️

Me, when the himbos are stupid: this is so frustrating why do they do this

Are all the sounds overlapping at the same volume and setting all of my bones into attack mode? Yes.

Is blasting my music at full volume through my earbuds going to help? Absolutely.

Eek

When you're feeling overwhelmed and absolutely nothing makes sense - VISUALISED

head hurt :(

I made a pride flag for myself, I hope you will enjoy it too ♡

“I have a 5 year old autistic nephew and you’re not like him” I have a 5 year old allistic nephew and you’re not like him either; why haven’t you mentioned your favorite dinosaur or said you want to be a firefighter when you grow up

“I want what she’s on.” The spectrum??

the phrase “the bees knees” has always bothered me

who is this “bee” and why do we know so much about their knees??? do bees even *have* knees??

Istg I’ve gotten like ten of those bots pretending to be hot women following me now and I just wanna say…

Sorry ladies I’m queer but not for the girls

anyway just because I saw a different permutation of this meme I have to share literally my favourite version of it:

It's just so perfect. The amount of blackout text. The fact it works without additions. The succinctness of the phrase. The palaeontology basis. The way it implies that tetrapods only left the water and evolved in 1562.

*chefs kiss*

Eating bread and cheese like a poor Victorian child is easily one of the best activities

fuck it!!  reblog this and say one (1) (or more if you want to) nice thing about the person you reblogged this from.  it can literally be about anything– just spread some positivity and make this hellsite just a little more bearable!