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Slip of the Tongue [one shot]

SUMMARY: Reader has a bit too much of Thor’s Asgardian liquor and spills the beans.

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Warnings: Language, mentions of sexual content, drinking

Notes: I’m channeling my own alter drunk-ego a bit in this one. I can’t shut up and I have no filter so this was fun to write. Enjoy.

They’d warned you, all of them. Hell, Thor himself had warned you, exclaiming that “Asgardian liquor was not for the faint of heart”. If it knocked two super soldiers on their asses after just one glass, just what the hell would it do to little old you?

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